Roast Mortem Cast

Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.

About the show

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.

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Episodes

  • 227 - Walt Disney - Cultural Icon, Suppressed Furry & Chu-Chu man

    April 7th, 2022  |  2 hrs 12 mins
    america history, americana, animation, cartoons, comedy, cultural studies, disney, disney world, history, hollywood, icon, mickey mouse, movies, podcast, walt disney

    Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

  • 226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System

    March 31st, 2022  |  1 hr 53 mins
    america history, comedy, drinking, education, history, idiot, lake placid, librarian, library, new york, podcast, research, sex

    Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

  • 225 - Hiroshi Yamauchi : Nintendo's Willy Wonka Hates You

    March 24th, 2022  |  2 hrs 40 mins
    1980s, 1990s, business, classic games, comedy, drinking, gaming, gaming history, history, japanese history, mario, monopoly, nintendo, playstation, podcast, retro games, video games, wealth

    The boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE

  • 224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler

    March 17th, 2022  |  1 hr 40 mins
    acting, america history, cinema, comedy, drinking, film history, history, hollywood, oscars, patton, podcast

    The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.

  • 223 - George C Scott (pt1): The Meathead Thespian

    March 10th, 2022  |  2 hrs 29 secs
    acting, america history, cinema, comedy, drinking, film history, films, history, hollywood, movies, podcast, violence

    George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.

  • 222 - Gustav Krupp (pt2): Spicy Germany and the Big Boom Booms

    March 3rd, 2022  |  1 hr 59 mins
    arms dealers, comedy, evil, germany, history, modern warfare, podcast, tanks, true crime, war, warfare, weapons, world war, wwii

    We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah.

    The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out!

  • 221 - Gustav Krupp (pt1): A Match Made in Germany

    February 24th, 2022  |  1 hr 54 mins
    19th century, arms dealer, comedy, drinking, freak, german history, germany, history, inventor, manufacturing, podcast, poop, poop smeller, steel, warfare, weapons, world war, wwi

    We return to the long twisted lineage of the Krupp family and their arms dealin empire. The Family has a shuffle up and a neurotic outsider becomes the Cannon King, just in time for The War to End All Wars!

  • 220 - Hergé: The Misadventures of Tintin

    February 17th, 2022  |  1 hr 29 mins
    20th century, animation, artist, belgian, belgium, cartoon, comedy, comic strip, comics, drinking, france, french, herge, history, iconic, occupation, podcast, reporter, tintin, world war 2, wwii

    George Remi, a.k.a. Hergé, created one of the most influential and popular comics of the 20th Century... Tintin is such a favorite of Travis' that he has Captain Haddock tattooed on his leg!

    But behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs.
    Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.

  • 219 - Alfred Krupp (pt2): We Build This City on Steel & Horse Shit

    February 10th, 2022  |  1 hr 35 mins
    19th century, comedy, crazy, genius, germany, history, manufacturing, podcast, steel, warfare

    We continue the strange tale of the steel-forging, horse poop-smelling, genius boy, Alfred Krupp, Connor takes us on the strangest episode of MTV Cribs through Al's 'Villa Hügel', his influential role in the formation of Germany and his Steel empire!

  • 218 - Alfred Krupp (pt.1): The Smell of Success

    February 3rd, 2022  |  1 hr 53 mins
    19th century, arms dealer, comedy, drinking, freak, german history, germany, history, inventor, manufacturing, podcast, poop, poop smeller, steel, warfare, weapons

    Alfred Krupp was a lot of things. A businessman. A genius inventor. An arms dealer. When it came to steel, especially steel cannons, there was no other.
    But behind the accolades lays a very strange and curious man. A man who smelled horse poop for it restorative powers. A man that was afraid of breathing his own breath. A man that was afraid of fire, yet owned a foundry.
    Join us as we explore the 19th century freak, Alfred Krupp!

  • 217 - Harry Selfridge: Department Store Sugar Daddy

    January 27th, 2022  |  1 hr 45 mins
    chicago, comedy, drinking, history, london, mall, podcast, retail, shopping, sugar daddy, vaporwave, wealth

    You ever stuff your face with Auntie Anne's, waddle into a Macy's and think 'Wow! This sure am pretty!". Well we sure have! Join us for a roast of retail magnate, Harry Gordon Selfridge. This American ex-pat redefined the customer experience with London's Selfridge Department Store... Only to squander it all away on a series of gold-digging arm candies.

  • 216 - Agrippina the Younger: Move Over Dummies, Mom's Driving

    January 20th, 2022  |  2 hrs 17 mins
    agrippina, ancient rome, caligula, comedy, drinking, empress, history, incest, lust, money, murder, nero, podcast, powerful women, roman history, true crime, women history

    You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest.
    Tits out for the Empress!

  • 215 - Dimebag Darrell: Beta-Pantera Shredder & White Wine Enthusiast

    January 13th, 2022  |  1 hr 52 mins
    america history, bands, comedy, dimebag darrell, drinking, guitar, guitar god, history, local music, metal, metallica, music, music history, pantera, party, podcast, rockstar, texas

    Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES.
    We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it!

  • 214 - Calamity Jane: BUT WAIT... She's wearing PANTS!

    January 6th, 2022  |  1 hr 44 mins
    19th century, america history, comedy, cowboys, deadwood, degenerate, drinking, female, gunslingers, history, jeans, montana, pants, podcast, powerful women, prostitution, sex work, south dakota, wild west, women's history, wyoming

    Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true?
    Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!

  • 213 - Hetty Green: The Witch of Wall Street

    December 30th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins
    america history, comedy, drinking, finance, history, podcast, powerful women, tycoon, wall street, wealth robber barron's, women

    Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!

  • 2021 Roast Mortem Countdown

    December 23rd, 2021  |  2 hrs 2 mins
    2021, ancient history, comedy, drinking, history, holiday, new years, podcast, warfare

    It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!