Roast Mortem Cast

Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.

About the show

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.

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  • 105 - Basil Zaharoff: WWI Merchant of Death with an Acorn Penis

    November 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 54 mins
    arms dealer, comedy, guns, history, machine gun, podcast, scam artist, warfare, wwi

    Basil Zarahoff dealt the the world's most powerful killing machine, the Maxim Gun, to most of the world's superpowers right before WWI; all while posing as royalty to nut in as many aristocratic ladies he could!

  • 104 - Gaston B. Means: 100% Shyster with a Dash of Geriatric Murder

    November 7th, 2019  |  1 hr 47 mins
    comedy, con man, conspiracy, detective, fraud, history, murder, podcast, private eye, thief

    Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

  • 103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'

    October 31st, 2019  |  2 hrs 8 mins
    actors, brats, child stars, comedy, corruption, diff'rent strokes, drug abuse, drugs, fame, history, hollywood, little rascals, murder, podcast, porn, sadism, scandal

    We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

    Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

  • 102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick.

    October 24th, 2019  |  2 hrs 14 mins
    abuse, big band, comedy, crooner, divorce, frank sinatra, history, hollywood, italian american, las vegas, mafia, music, music history, music legend, organized crime, podcast, scandal, spaghetti

    The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

  • 101 - Frank Sinatra (pt1): The Lady is a Tramp... Let me get in it tho!

    October 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 41 mins
    big band, brat, comedy, crooner, frank sinatra, history, italian mafia, mob, music, music legends, new jersey, new york, nightmare, podcast, rat pack, singers, spoiled, swooning

    Swooning and crooning didn't come easy for Frank Sinatra, in fact he had the voice of a hoary marmot in heat and the temper of a spoiled baby meatball. While his mother was off performing basement abortions, Frankie was off slipping it in whatever he could get his fat marinara fingers on.

  • 100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!

    October 10th, 2019  |  1 hr 33 mins
    100th, acting, ancestry, animal, animal impersonator, anniversary, comedy, furry, fursona, history, podcast, sexual deviant, stage, vaudeville

    Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over

  • 99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife

    October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 45 mins
    american history, american revolution, comedy, corruption, financial disaster, founding fathers, general, history, independence, ohio, pennsylvania, podcast, revolutionary war, war hero, warfare

    Little known Anthony Wayne was one of the shining stars in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. He singlehandedly secured the United States future and its expansion westward. He also banged almost all of his friend's wives and sisters, while completely ignoring his own wife, children and finances. You can only be so much of a hero...

  • 98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis

    September 26th, 2019  |  2 hrs 9 mins
    18th century, 19th century, bisexual, comedy, england, greece, history, nobility, party animal, podcast, poem, poetry, rich kid, sexuality

    Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.

  • 97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish

    September 19th, 2019  |  1 hr 46 mins
    1800s, 19th century, americana, colorado, comedy, cowboy, frontier, great plains, guns, gunslinger, history, montana, podcast, pony express, western, wild west, wyoming

    Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you.

  • 96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses

    September 12th, 2019  |  1 hr 28 mins
    1960's, abuse, broken homes, comedy, counter culture, drugs, drunk, guitar, guitar legend, hendrix, hippy, history, lsd, music, music history, orgies, podcast, revolution, rock, rock n roll, rockstar, sex

    Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

  • 95 - John Harvey Kellogg: Enema Enthusiast Extrodinaire

    September 5th, 2019  |  1 hr 46 mins
    1800s, abstinent, asexual, charlatan, diet, doctor, fad, health, teetotaler

    John Harvey Kellogg wanted to rinse your colon with yogurt, zap your eyeballs, and pour acid on your crotch. All of it allegedly for your own good! This quacked-up doctor would shame you for smoking, drinking, meat-eating, and meat-beating! Rest in Grease. You will not be missed, Dr. Kellogg!

  • 94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager

    August 29th, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins
    90's, abuse, billboard charts, boy bands, comedy, drinking, fraud, history, music, podcast, pop music, scam artist, thief

    Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

  • 93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot?

    August 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 42 mins
    catholic, comedy, conspiracy, corruption, cult, history, murder, podcast, rasputin, russia, sect, sex magic, siberia, sorcerer, tsar, wizard, wwi

    Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?

  • 92 - Charlie Chaplin: Silent Film Sex Addict

    August 15th, 2019  |  1 hr 58 mins
    1920s, 1930s, 20th century, actor, comedian, comedy, communist, drinking, drugs, film, history, hollywood, megalomaniac, movie history, movies, orgies, podcast, sex, sex addict, silent film, slapstick, underage

    Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.

  • 91 - ODB: Wu-Tang Clan Member, Crack Connoisseur, & Child Support Dodger

    August 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 15 mins
    baby mama, child support, drugs, idiot, rap, rapper, sex, wu-tang clan

    Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!

  • 90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle

    August 1st, 2019  |  1 hr 31 mins
    america history, assault, bootlegging, carbine, comedy, craftsman, crime, drinking, drunkard, felon, guns, history, idiot, inventor, jail, murder, podcast, rifle, weapons, ww2

    Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.