Roast Mortem Cast

23 - Liberace: Too much of a good thing will kill ya!

April 12th, 2018  |  1 hr 12 mins

america, comedy, drinking, history, liberace, music, musician, piano, podcast, pop, pop culture, pop music, tv personally

We're roasting America's most talented and flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!

22 - Jack Tramiel: Video Game Dangus

April 4th, 2018  |  1 hr 38 mins

70s, 8 bit, 80s, atari, business, comedy, commodore, computer, darth vader, gaming, history, nintendo, pax, pax east, pc, podcast, video game history, video game industry, video games

This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!

21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter & Pox-ridden Sociopath

March 29th, 2018  |  1 hr 6 mins

1500s, 16th century, art, art history, baroque, brawl, classics, comedy, drinking, duel, history, italian, italy, knights, painter, painting, podcast, street fighting, syphilis, tennis

Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

20 - John Dillinger: Pubic Enema No.2

March 22nd, 2018  |  1 hr 43 mins

1930's, comedy, drinking, gangster, great depression, history, kingpin, money, prison, robbery, theft, tommy gun

The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!

19 - Edward Chapman: Triple Agent Jelly Boy

March 15th, 2018  |  1 hr 30 mins

british, comedy, criminal, double agent, drinking, espionage, explosives, germans, history, spy, ww2

Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douche chap.

18 - Marlon Brando: The Sexy Human Vacuum

March 8th, 2018  |  1 hr 11 mins

acting, affairs, binging, bisexual, broadway, comedy, diets, drinking, eating, history, hollywood, marlon brando, method acting, obese, show biz, the godfather

When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.

17 - Keith Moon of The Who

March 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 15 mins

70s, british, classic rock, comedy, drinking, drummer, drumming, history, kieth moon, party, podcast, rock, rock and roll, the who, uk

When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.

16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

February 22nd, 2018  |  59 mins 5 secs

1600s, 17th century, comedy, drinking, europe, european, france, friends, habsberg, history, inbreeding, royals, spain, spanish

15 - Schemin' Carlo Ponzi

February 15th, 2018  |  1 hr 15 mins

1920's, comedy, con man, drinking, get rich quick, great depression, history, immigrant, italian, money, new york, nyc, ponzi, scheme

Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man.

14 - General Douglas MacArthur

February 8th, 2018  |  1 hr 18 mins

america, army, comedy. history, drinking, general, korea, korean war, military, nuclear, war, ww2, wwi

While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

13 - Che Guevara: Tobacco Pen15 Sucker

February 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 22 mins

1950s, 1960s, che, cold war, comedy, communism, cuba, drinking, funny, hanging out, history, kennedy, revolution

When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Now you know him as the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!

12 - Steve Jobs (not sorry iTunes)

January 24th, 2018  |  1 hr 19 mins

apple, comedy, computers, drinking, guru, hardware, history, iphone, itunes, mac, nerd, sex, software, steve jobs

You all you the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

11 - Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols

January 18th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins

1970s, british, comedy, drinking, drugs, history, nancy spungen, nyc, punk, rock, sex pistols, sid vicious

10 - Thomas Edison

January 11th, 2018  |  1 hr 1 min

comedy, drinking, edison, electricity, funny, history, humor, invention, light, science, thomas edison

9 - Joan Rivers

January 4th, 2018  |  55 mins 18 secs

comedy, drunk, history, joan rivers, plastic surgery, praise the game, red carpet, the oscars, video games

Bonus Ep. 2017 New Years Countdown

December 25th, 2017  |  2 hrs 12 mins

2017, christmas, comedy, countdown, don rickles, drunk, hanukkah, history, holidays, james bond, lion king, list, rock, top 10