Roast Mortem Cast

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

146 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast since the first episode, which aired on October 30th, 2017.

  • 32 - Jerry Garcia: Keep on Truckin' till You Drop!

    June 14th, 2018  |  1 hr 21 mins
    70s, addiction, classic rock, comedy, counter culture, dead heads, drinking, drugs, grateful dead, hippies, hippy, history, jam bands, phish, podcast, psychedelics, rock, rock and roll

    He was good with an ax, terrible with an axe and horrendous with his ex. Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, much like the self-serving generation he helped shape, always put himself first. His heroin-fueled pursuit of good vibes did not change the world, it simply made hacky sacks more popular… man.

  • 31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd

    June 7th, 2018  |  1 hr 29 mins
    ancient greece, ancient history, calculus, classical, comedy, drinking, engineering, greece, history, machinery, math, pi, podcast, rome, science, war, war machines, warfare

    Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
    Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

  • 30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne

    May 31st, 2018  |  1 hr 40 mins
    16th century, bath, beyond, blood, comedy, drinking, evil, history, hungary, murder, murderess, noble, podcast, queen, romania, royal, serial killer, slovakia, torture, transylvania, vampire

    We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

  • 29 - Diogenes: The OG Cynic & Smelly Eccentric Turd

    May 24th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins
    ancient, ancient greece, athens, baja men, classical, comedy, cynicism, dogs, drinking, existentialism, garbage, greece, greek, gross, history, masturbation, nihilism, philosophy, plato, trash, turkey

    We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers.

  • 28 - P.T. Barnum: PT Cruis'n USA

    May 17th, 2018  |  1 hr 36 mins
    1800s, 19th century, america, barnum, big top, circus, clowns, comedy, connecticut, curios, drinking, elephants, freaks, history, oddities, podcast, promoter, pt cruiser, showman, side show, three ring circus

    Come one! Come all! Feast your eyes on people with disabilities and captive animals. We're roasting P.T. Barnum, America's greatest promoter and king of the big top!

  • 27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)

    May 10th, 2018  |  1 hr 10 mins
    18th century, brazil, chicken, comedy, drinking, eating, failure, france, history, hot pockets, inbreeding, king, monarchy, napoleon, podcast, portugal, queen, revolution, royals, royalty, slob, spain, spanish, surrender, war, warfare

    The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

  • 26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy

    May 3rd, 2018  |  1 hr 29 mins
    comedy, crazy, crime, crown prince, drinking, execution, funny, god, history, korea, murder, nobility, north korea, podcast, royals, schizophrenia, south korea, thunder, torture

    We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

  • 25 - Sylvia Browne: TV Psychic and Tour Guide to Browne Town

    April 26th, 2018  |  1 hr 27 mins
    angels, brown town, clairvoyant, comedy, drinking, fraud, ghost stories, ghosts, heaven, history, podcast, psychic, spooky, the otherside, tv psychic

    I can see your future. You're standing there with your headphones on and a one way ticket to Browne Town. I can hear you laughing! You're laughing at our roast of Sylvia Browne, the resident psychic of The Montel Williams Show.
    Now you're talking a dump... My psychic abilities are fading.

  • 24 - Boris Yeltsin: The Drunkest Russian President in the Room

    April 19th, 2018  |  57 mins 49 secs
    1990s, capitalism, comedy, communism, drinking, history, podcast, president, putin, revolution, russia, soviet union, vladimir putin, vodka, wwe, yeltsin

    John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.

  • 23 - Liberace: Too much of a good thing will kill ya!

    April 12th, 2018  |  1 hr 12 mins
    america, comedy, drinking, history, liberace, music, musician, piano, podcast, pop, pop culture, pop music, tv personally

    We're roasting America's most talented and flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!

  • 22 - Jack Tramiel: Video Game Dangus

    April 4th, 2018  |  1 hr 38 mins
    70s, 8 bit, 80s, atari, business, comedy, commodore, computer, darth vader, gaming, history, nintendo, pax, pax east, pc, podcast, video game history, video game industry, video games

    This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!

  • 21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter & Pox-ridden Sociopath

    March 29th, 2018  |  1 hr 6 mins
    1500s, 16th century, art, art history, baroque, brawl, classics, comedy, drinking, duel, history, italian, italy, knights, painter, painting, podcast, street fighting, syphilis, tennis

    Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

  • 20 - John Dillinger: Pubic Enema No.2

    March 22nd, 2018  |  1 hr 43 mins
    1930's, comedy, drinking, gangster, great depression, history, kingpin, money, prison, robbery, theft, tommy gun

    The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!

  • 19 - Edward Chapman: Triple Agent Jelly Boy

    March 15th, 2018  |  1 hr 30 mins
    british, comedy, criminal, double agent, drinking, espionage, explosives, germans, history, spy, ww2

    Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douche chap.

  • 18 - Marlon Brando: The Sexy Human Vacuum

    March 8th, 2018  |  1 hr 11 mins
    acting, affairs, binging, bisexual, broadway, comedy, diets, drinking, eating, history, hollywood, marlon brando, method acting, obese, show biz, the godfather

    When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.

  • 17 - Keith Moon of The Who

    March 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 15 mins
    70s, british, classic rock, comedy, drinking, drummer, drumming, history, kieth moon, party, podcast, rock, rock and roll, the who, uk

    When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.