Roast Mortem Cast

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

152 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast since the first episode, which aired on October 30th, 2017.

  • 22 - Jack Tramiel: Video Game Dangus

    April 4th, 2018  |  1 hr 38 mins
    70s, 8 bit, 80s, atari, business, comedy, commodore, computer, darth vader, gaming, history, nintendo, pax, pax east, pc, podcast, video game history, video game industry, video games

    This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!

  • 21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter & Pox-ridden Sociopath

    March 29th, 2018  |  1 hr 6 mins
    1500s, 16th century, art, art history, baroque, brawl, classics, comedy, drinking, duel, history, italian, italy, knights, painter, painting, podcast, street fighting, syphilis, tennis

    Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

  • 20 - John Dillinger: Pubic Enema No.2

    March 22nd, 2018  |  1 hr 43 mins
    1930's, comedy, drinking, gangster, great depression, history, kingpin, money, prison, robbery, theft, tommy gun

    The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!

  • 19 - Edward Chapman: Triple Agent Jelly Boy

    March 15th, 2018  |  1 hr 30 mins
    british, comedy, criminal, double agent, drinking, espionage, explosives, germans, history, spy, ww2

    Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douche chap.

  • 18 - Marlon Brando: The Sexy Human Vacuum

    March 8th, 2018  |  1 hr 11 mins
    acting, affairs, binging, bisexual, broadway, comedy, diets, drinking, eating, history, hollywood, marlon brando, method acting, obese, show biz, the godfather

    When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.

  • 17 - Keith Moon of The Who

    March 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 15 mins
    70s, british, classic rock, comedy, drinking, drummer, drumming, history, kieth moon, party, podcast, rock, rock and roll, the who, uk

    When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.

  • 16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

    February 22nd, 2018  |  59 mins 5 secs
    1600s, 17th century, comedy, drinking, europe, european, france, friends, habsberg, history, inbreeding, royals, spain, spanish
  • 15 - Schemin' Carlo Ponzi

    February 15th, 2018  |  1 hr 15 mins
    1920's, comedy, con man, drinking, get rich quick, great depression, history, immigrant, italian, money, new york, nyc, ponzi, scheme

    Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man.

  • 14 - General Douglas MacArthur

    February 8th, 2018  |  1 hr 18 mins
    america, army, comedy. history, drinking, general, korea, korean war, military, nuclear, war, ww2, wwi

    While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

  • 13 - Che Guevara: Tobacco Pen15 Sucker

    February 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 22 mins
    1950s, 1960s, che, cold war, comedy, communism, cuba, drinking, funny, hanging out, history, kennedy, revolution

    When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Now you know him as the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!

  • 12 - Steve Jobs (not sorry iTunes)

    January 24th, 2018  |  1 hr 19 mins
    apple, comedy, computers, drinking, guru, hardware, history, iphone, itunes, mac, nerd, sex, software, steve jobs

    You all you the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

  • 11 - Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols

    January 18th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins
    1970s, british, comedy, drinking, drugs, history, nancy spungen, nyc, punk, rock, sex pistols, sid vicious
  • 10 - Thomas Edison

    January 11th, 2018  |  1 hr 1 min
    comedy, drinking, edison, electricity, funny, history, humor, invention, light, science, thomas edison
  • 9 - Joan Rivers

    January 4th, 2018  |  55 mins 18 secs
    comedy, drunk, history, joan rivers, plastic surgery, praise the game, red carpet, the oscars, video games
  • Bonus Ep. 2017 New Years Countdown

    December 25th, 2017  |  2 hrs 12 mins
    2017, christmas, comedy, countdown, don rickles, drunk, hanukkah, history, holidays, james bond, lion king, list, rock, top 10
  • 8 - Swashbuckling Blackbeard

    December 21st, 2017  |  56 mins 39 secs
    blackbeard, cannon, comedy, drinking, edward teach, funny, history, humor, ocean, pirates, ship