Roast Mortem Cast

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

146 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast since the first episode, which aired on October 30th, 2017.

  • 48 - Charles Darwin: The Science of Boobies & Barnacle Dong

    October 4th, 2018  |  1 hr 21 mins
    19th century, awkward, barnacle, boobies, comedy, darwin, darwinism, drinking, england, english, evolution, facts, finch, friends, galapagos, history, podcast, sailing, science, scientist, theory, uk

    The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

  • 47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces

    September 27th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins
    16th century, comedy, feces, hate, hemorrhoids, history, hypocrite, monastery, podcast, poop, pope, priest, protestant, protestant reformation, rebel, rebellion, reform, reformation, religion, scat

    Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.

  • 46 - Janis Joplin: Attention-seeking, Free-loving Wannabe

    September 20th, 2018  |  1 hr 19 mins
    60s, 69, blues, comedy, counter culture, drinking, drugs, free love, hippy, history, love, peace, podcast, rock, rock and roll, san francisco, summer of love, texas, trippy

    Janis Joplin is remembered as the free-loving spirit of the 60s... but in reality, she was a freeloading, needy addict that was always 'too good' for the talented people that surrounded her. If she was so hip and in touch with her generation, why couldn't she write her own lyrics?

  • 45 - Albert Einstein: The Stanky Cousin Pounder

    September 13th, 2018  |  1 hr 31 mins
    antisocial, bomb, comedy, drinking, eggs, einstein, german, history, incest, math, nuclear, physicist, podcast, science, scientist, smart, ww2

    You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin.

  • 44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host & Cult Leader

    September 6th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins
    anti-evolution, bible, christianity, comedy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, crazy, cult, cult worship, drinking, evolution, flat earth, flat earther, fraud, higher criticism, history, oppression, podcast, radical, radio host, religion, revelation, scam, scopes monkey trial, worlds fair, zion

    Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh and lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.

  • 43 - Master Class: Cooks 'Typhoid Mary and the Gals'

    August 30th, 2018  |  1 hr 26 mins
    20th century, baked goods, baking, cannibal, chef, comedy, cooking, crime, criminal, culinary, dating, disease, drinking, epidemic, food, history, ice cream, irish, italian, italy, kitchen, murder, new york, plague, podcast, poison, romania, romanian, soup, true crime

    You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.

  • 42 - Tarrare: The Ravenous French Horror

    August 23rd, 2018  |  1 hr 25 mins
    anomaly, eats, france, history, tarrare

    Chris Paskett joins us as we roast Tarrare, the walking trash monster that could easily put any modern competitive eater to shame. Triple Quarter-Pounder? Try a wheelbarrow of bull viscera.

  • 41 - Ching Shih: China's Unforgiving Pirate Queen

    August 16th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins
    bad ass, capital punishment, china, comedy, decapitation, drinking, female pirate, high seas, history, ocean, piracy, pirates, podcast, powerful woman, prostitute, vigilante

    From call girl to queen of the high seas, Ching Shih became the most powerful pirate in the Pacific. While she was a brilliant strategist, some might call her a tad harsh to her crew. Where's your head at?

  • 40 - Sawney Bean: All in the Cannibal Family

    August 9th, 2018  |  1 hr 22 mins
    1500s, 16th century, ambush, cannibal, cave, cave dwelling, comedy, crime, criminal, drinking, history, inbred, inbreeding, legend, man eater, murder, podcast, raiders, scotland

    What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.

  • 39 - William Lyon Mackenzie: Canada's Try-Hard Revolutionary

    August 2nd, 2018  |  1 hr 35 mins
    19th century, america, british empire, buffalo, canada, colonial, colonialism, comedy, constitution, drinking, history, immigrants, insurrection, newspaper, ontario, podcast, political, politics, press, rebellion, reform, revolution, scotland, toronto, upstate new york

    When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.

  • 38 - Allen 'Kid Diddling' Ginsberg: Goof Troupe pt. 1

    July 26th, 2018  |  1 hr 31 mins
    50s, 60s, 70s, abuse, baby boomer, beat generation, beatnik, comedy, counter culture, drinking, drugs, free love, hack, hippy, history, literature, lsd, monster, nature, new york, pedophile, podcast, poem, poet, poetry, predator, san francisco

    Melanie Moat joins us as we roast 'beat poet' Allen Ginsberg. Have you ever read his poem 'Howl'? You know, the book your professor made you read that barely made sense and had the writing structure of a 2nd grader? The truth is Ginsberg openly touched 2nd grader dong for pleasure... Actually, that may have been his inspiration. Did your professor tell you that?

  • 37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

    July 19th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins
    17th century, 18th century, abstinence, alchemy, alex mack, apple, comedy, creep, drinking, enlightenment, gravity, history, physics, podcast, science, space, universe

    If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
    That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

  • 36 - Coco Chanel: The Fashionable, Fascist SS Operative

    July 12th, 2018  |  1 hr 45 mins
    20s, allies, axis, chanel, chanel no 5, coco chanel, comedy, couture, drinking, espionage, fascist, fashion, fashionista, flappers, france, french, gold digger, high fashion, history, little black dress, nazi, podcast, runway, spy, uk, ww2

    Gabriella Ferreira joins us as we roast Coco Chanel. The queen of couture has a very dark secret. Here's a hint... it invovles the Nazis, Winston Churchill and a lot of erections. Her 'little black dress' wasn't just sexy af, it was covert.

  • 35 - Hank Williams: The Sauced Southern Icon

    July 5th, 2018  |  1 hr 43 mins
    comedy, country, country music, drinking, guitar, hillbilly, history, music, podcast, southern, trailer park, yodeling

    Hank Williams the grandaddy of country music, knew how to sing, knew how to play but boy did he know how to drink. You don't know trailerpark trash until you've heard this man yodel!

  • 34 - Wyatt Earp: Shoddy Lawman & Wild West Wuss

    June 28th, 2018  |  1 hr 28 mins
    19th century, america, american legend, american wast, americana, arizona, bounty, bounty hunters, brothel, cowboy, crook, drinking, fraud, frontier, gambling, gun, high noon, history, horses, lawman, pimp, podcast, quickdraw, revolver, sheriff, shootout, wild west

    We break down the myths and legends behind one of the most notorious gunslingers in the Wild West, Wyatt Earp. And what we find out... is he's an extra-soft ice cream boy. There's something fishy at the O.K. Corral and it's not one of Wyatt's numerous prostitutes.

  • 33 - John Mytton: History's Drunkest Aristocrat

    June 21st, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins
    19th century, alcoholic, animal cruelty, bear, comedy, death metal, dogs, drinking, england, english, history, inheritance, millionaire, monkeys, nobility, party, party animal, podcast, rich, rockstar, spoiled rich, wagon crash

    Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals!