Roast Mortem Cast

133 - Elizabeth Taylor: Once a Child Star, Always a Child!

June 4th, 2020  |  2 hrs 22 mins

1960s, actress, affairs, american history, artist, comedy, drinking, drugs, film, history, hollywood, jewelry, lgbtq, movies, podcast, scandal, self centered, thief, vain

The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.

116 - Henry Beecher: Founder of the 'Megachurch Backroom Special'

February 6th, 2020  |  2 hrs 2 mins

19th century, affair, church, comedy, con artist, history, megachurch, orator, podcast, preacher, religion, scandal, sex, slavery, suffrage, temperance

What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.

103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'

October 31st, 2019  |  2 hrs 8 mins

actors, brats, child stars, comedy, corruption, diff'rent strokes, drug abuse, drugs, fame, history, hollywood, little rascals, murder, podcast, porn, sadism, scandal

We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick.

October 24th, 2019  |  2 hrs 14 mins

abuse, big band, comedy, crooner, divorce, frank sinatra, history, hollywood, italian american, las vegas, mafia, music, music history, music legend, organized crime, podcast, scandal, spaghetti

The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

82 - President James Buchanan: The Dough-Faced Southern Sympathizer that Broke America

June 6th, 2019  |  1 hr 20 mins

american civil war, american history, bachelor, blunder, civil war, comedy, confederates, congress, dough face, drinking, drunk, first lady, history, homosexual, james buchanan, lancaster, lgbtq, lincoln, party, pennsylvania, podcast, politician, politics, president, racism, scandal, senate, senator, slavery, south, the white house, union, us government, washington dc

Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country & Family

April 18th, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

1776, america, american revolution, ben franklin, colonial america, comedy, death, diplomacy, drinking, england, espionage, founding fathers, france, history, murder, paris, podcast, scandal, sex, spy, war, war for independence

The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist & Half-assed Inventor

April 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 40 mins

1776, 18th century, affair, america, american history, american revolution, ben franklin, brexit, britain, business, colonialism, colony, comedy, currency, drinking, entrepreneur, fake news, founding father, history, inventor, legend, london, loyalist, money, myth, newspapers, noble, orgy, parliament, patriot, philadelphia, podcast, politics, propaganda, revolution, royals, satanism, scandal, sex, success, tabloid, war

We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

66 - L. Ron Hubbard: Sailing, Scientology & Satanic Sex Magic

February 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 59 mins

blasphemy, comedy, cult, drinking, fiction, history, hubbard, leader, navy, orgy, podcast, religion, sailing, satan, satanic, satanic ritual, scam, scam artist, scandal, sci-fi, scientology, sex, shipwreck, tax evasion, thief

Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah

February 7th, 2019  |  1 hr 23 mins

apocalypse, blasphemy, catholic, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, history, illuminati, incest, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kabbalah, kosher, leader, messiah, murder, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, poland, polish, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, secret society, sex, turkey, zion

If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah

January 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 37 mins

apocalypse, blasphemy, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, hebrew, history, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kosher, leader, messiah, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, sex, talmud, torah, turkey, zion

This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!