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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Scandal”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband. 
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  <title>255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:01:37</itunes:duration>
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We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. 
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We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.</p>]]>
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We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.</p>]]>
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  <title>208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid! </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. 
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:25:10</itunes:duration>
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Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ! 
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Nero&#39;s short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named &#39;Cum&#39; to look like his dead wife, Nero&#39;s infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible&#39;s Anti-Christ!</p>]]>
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Nero&#39;s short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named &#39;Cum&#39; to look like his dead wife, Nero&#39;s infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible&#39;s Anti-Christ!</p>]]>
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  <title>158 - Cary Grant: The Ultimate Man and his Ultimate Chin</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:10:23</itunes:duration>
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  <description>From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?! 
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    <![CDATA[<p>From a dirty little street kid to the world&#39;s most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood&#39;s ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?!</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>From a dirty little street kid to the world&#39;s most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood&#39;s ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?!</p>]]>
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  <title>153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jackparsons</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:55:35</itunes:duration>
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  <description>When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. 
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  <title>150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8</link>
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  <title>133 - Elizabeth Taylor: Once a Child Star, Always a Child!</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.  </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>116 - Henry Beecher: Founder of the 'Megachurch Backroom Special'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.   </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick. 

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  <title>102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick. </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end! </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>82 - President James Buchanan: The Dough-Faced Southern Sympathizer that Broke America</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/buchanan</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:20:46</itunes:duration>
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  <title>75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country &amp; Family</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:40:27</itunes:duration>
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  <title>66 - L. Ron Hubbard: Sailing, Scientology &amp; Satanic Sex Magic</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hubbard</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:59:44</itunes:duration>
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  <title>65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati.  We confirmed it!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg &amp; cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:39</itunes:duration>
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  <title>52 - Master Series: Horror Actors of Hollywood</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 06:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff.  We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man and The Mummy all in one room with one cookie. Who will finish last?!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:56:24</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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