Roast Mortem Cast

66 - L. Ron Hubbard: Sailing, Scientology & Satanic Sex Magic

February 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 59 mins

blasphemy, comedy, cult, drinking, fiction, history, hubbard, leader, navy, orgy, podcast, religion, sailing, satan, satanic, satanic ritual, scam, scam artist, scandal, sci-fi, scientology, sex, shipwreck, tax evasion, thief

Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah

February 7th, 2019  |  1 hr 23 mins

apocalypse, blasphemy, catholic, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, history, illuminati, incest, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kabbalah, kosher, leader, messiah, murder, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, poland, polish, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, secret society, sex, turkey, zion

If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah

January 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 37 mins

apocalypse, blasphemy, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, hebrew, history, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kosher, leader, messiah, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, sex, talmud, torah, turkey, zion

This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

October 25th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins

17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot

Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces

September 27th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins

16th century, comedy, feces, hate, hemorrhoids, history, hypocrite, monastery, podcast, poop, pope, priest, protestant, protestant reformation, rebel, rebellion, reform, reformation, religion, scat

Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.

44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host & Cult Leader

September 6th, 2018  |  1 hr 23 mins

anti-evolution, bible, christianity, comedy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, crazy, cult, cult worship, drinking, evolution, flat earth, flat earther, fraud, higher criticism, history, oppression, podcast, radical, radio host, religion, revelation, scam, scopes monkey trial, worlds fair, zion

Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh and lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.

4 - St. Brendan the Navigator

November 16th, 2017  |  25 mins 39 secs

america, catholicism, christian, comedy, drinking, greenland, history, ireland, myth, new world, religion, sailing, sea

Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep.