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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Religion”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>280 - William Penn (pt.2): The City of Brotherly Lovin'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game join us again as we continue our look into the life of William Penn and the birth of Pennsylvania. William dives into the deep end and acquires a royal charter for Penn's Forest Land. His new 'holy experiment' quickly devolves into madness as he blunders way though governing his new charter, setting up his 'modern city' of Philadelphia </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>279 - William Penn (pt.1): The Mid Oatmeal Boy</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian &amp; Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>266 - Ermine de Reims (pt2): 14th Century Jackass</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We finally tackle some hard hitting history, we are talking Demons!!!
Following a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera </itunes:subtitle>
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Following a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera  
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Following a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera </p>]]>
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  <title>265 - Ermine de Reims (pt1): Gaping Catholicism</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a deep dive into the life of a peasant woman named Ermine de Reims and look at the gaping divide of the Western Great Schism. We got so many Popes we don't know what to do with them. Plus a gruesome look into the practice of Catholic asceticism.  </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:23:42</itunes:duration>
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  <title>161 - Agnes Blannbekin &amp; Jesus' Foreskin</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:54:10</itunes:duration>
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  <title>160 - Mary Baker Eddy: Christian Science Charlatan</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away! </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>126 - Joanna Southcott: Gross 64 y/o Pregnant Prophetess </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations.  She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>116 - Henry Beecher: Founder of the 'Megachurch Backroom Special'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.   </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:02:49</itunes:duration>
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  <title>110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:48:33</itunes:duration>
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  <title>107 - Aretha Franklin: The Soul Diva surrounded by Butthole Weenies</title>
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  <title>66 - L. Ron Hubbard: Sailing, Scientology &amp; Satanic Sex Magic</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati.  We confirmed it!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <itunes:subtitle>This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg &amp; cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples</title>
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Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host &amp; Cult Leader</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh and lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>4 -  St. Brendan the Navigator</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep. </itunes:subtitle>
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