Roast Mortem Cast

203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!

October 14th, 2021  |  2 hrs 4 mins

battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, warfare

The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.

202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary

October 7th, 2021  |  2 hrs 11 mins

18th century, comedy, drinking, france, french revolution, guillotine, history, murder, paris, podcast, revolution, true crime

France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!

201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face

September 30th, 2021  |  1 hr 52 mins

ancient history, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, history, podcast, politics, roman history, rome, warfare

Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!

September 23rd, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

16th century, 911, astrology, books, comedy, conspiracy, drinking, france, history, history channel, horoscope, insanity, novel, podcast, poems, predictions, prophecy, writer

Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs

america history, assassins, china, chinatown, chinese, chinese american, comedy, crime, drinking, drugs, gangs, gangs of new york, gangster, history, murder, new york city, podcast, tong, true crime, underground

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

198 - Oliver Reed: Drinking the Pub Dry - Part 2

September 9th, 2021  |  1 hr 41 mins

acting, british, drinking, england, fighting, hammer, history, oliver reed, pub

Our follow up to one of England's finest exports.
"I do not live in the world of sobriety."

197 - Oliver Reed: Perfect English Mayhem - Part 1

September 2nd, 2021  |  1 hr 34 mins

acting, british, drinking, england, fighting, hammer, history, oliver reed, pub

Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how.
"I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

August 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

alien, america history, comedy, conspiracy, coverup, drinking, extraterrestrial, fbi, history, idiot, metaphysics, nasa, paranormal, podcast, project blue book, space, space travel, truth, ufo

Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch

August 13th, 2021  |  2 hrs 3 mins

18th century, bdsm, books, comedy, drinking, german, history, insanity, nihilism, novel, philosophy, podcast, sex, switzerland, writer

GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

July 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 25 mins

comedy, drinking, emperor, history, orgy, podcast, roman history, rome, scandal, sex

Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!