Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
We found 10 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “drinking”.
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213 - Hetty Green: The Witch of Wall Street
December 30th, 2021 | 1 hr 56 mins
america history, comedy, drinking, finance, history, podcast, powerful women, tycoon, wall street, wealth robber barron's, women
Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!
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2021 Roast Mortem Countdown
December 23rd, 2021 | 2 hrs 2 mins
2021, ancient history, comedy, drinking, history, holiday, new years, podcast, warfare
It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!
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212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man
December 16th, 2021 | 1 hr 19 mins
american history, brain damage, comedy, crime, death, drinking, french canadian, history, murder, podcast, professional wrestling, quebec, sports entertainment, sports injury, true crime, vince mcmahon, wrestling, wwe, wwf
Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.
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211 - V.I. Lenin (pt2): Founder of the USSR (a.k.a. Karl Marx's Afterbirth)
December 9th, 2021 | 1 hr 54 mins
authoritarian, cannibalism, comedy, commie, communism, death camps, drinking, economics, fascism, history, imperial russia, insurrection, lenin, marx. marxism, podcast, political theories, rebellion, revolution, russian history, socialism, terrorism, world war 1, wwi
The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!
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210 - V.I. Lenin (pt1): The Armchair Revolutionary with a MASSIVE dome
December 2nd, 2021 | 1 hr 56 mins
comedy, commie, communism, drinking, economics, history, imperial russia, insurrection, lenin, marx. marxism, podcast, political theories, revolution, russian history, socialism, terrorism
Hey dirty, slutty COMMIES! We begin our deep dive into the life of one of the most influential idiots of the 20th Century. V.I. Lenin!
This top-heavy opportunist spent his life primarily outside of the oppressive Tsarist Russia arguing with other bourgeoisie nerds about the teachings of Karl Marx. Through perversions of Marxist Theory, Lenin created a system almost undistinguishable from the Communist Manifesto. With help of his fish-eyed wife and paychecks from his wealthy mom, Lenin laid in waiting for the right moment to spark the worlds first socialist revolution. -
209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder
November 25th, 2021 | 1 hr 56 mins
america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, president, rebellion, warfare
The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.
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208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid!
November 18th, 2021 | 2 hrs 17 mins
19th century, america, america history, civil war, comedy, corruption, drinking, history, international, murder, new york, podcast, political scandal, politics, scandal, sex, sex work, true crime, washington
The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.
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207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad
November 11th, 2021 | 1 hr 31 mins
acting, america history, comedy, drinking, entertainment, gossip, history, hollywood, la, movies, new york, podcast, tabloid, theater
This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.
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205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword
October 28th, 2021 | 1 hr 37 mins
battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, legend, magna carta, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, robin hood, true crime, warfare
King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.
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204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King
October 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 42 mins
battle, british history, comedy, crusade, drinking, england, france, gaming, gay, history, holy land, middle east, military history, monarchy, podcast, royals, swords, video games, warfare, warrior
We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.