Roast Mortem Cast

207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad

November 11th, 2021  |  1 hr 31 mins

acting, america history, comedy, drinking, entertainment, gossip, history, hollywood, la, movies, new york, podcast, tabloid, theater

This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs

america history, assassins, china, chinatown, chinese, chinese american, comedy, crime, drinking, drugs, gangs, gangs of new york, gangster, history, murder, new york city, podcast, tong, true crime, underground

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

August 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

alien, america history, comedy, conspiracy, coverup, drinking, extraterrestrial, fbi, history, idiot, metaphysics, nasa, paranormal, podcast, project blue book, space, space travel, truth, ufo

Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers

July 22nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 34 mins

america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, rebellion, warfare

Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.

176 - C.L. Blood: Nitrous Oxide Doctor with a flare for Malpractice

April 8th, 2021  |  1 hr 44 mins

19th century, america history, comedy, con artist, doctor, drinking, history, laughing gas, medical, murder, nitroxide, phish, podcast, snake oil, true crime

You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

173 - Ayn Rand: The BEST Soviet capitalist cat-lady

March 18th, 2021  |  1 hr 50 mins

america history, ayn rand, capitalism, comedy, drinking, history, laisse-faire, libertarianism, objectivism, podcast

This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl!

164 - Thomas Midgley Jr.: The most destructive human in the history of the Universe

January 14th, 2021  |  1 hr 45 mins

america history, automotive, cars, chemist, chemistry, climate change, comedy, drinking, environmental, gas, global warming, history, idiot, inventor, nerd, podcast, research, tech

When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?!
Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?

163 - Dr. Spock: Boomer Childcare 101

January 7th, 2021  |  2 hrs 7 mins

america history, anti-establishment, baby boomer, boomer, child care, children, comedy, drinking, elites, freud, hippies, history, love, medicine, olympics, podcast, psychology, self indulgent, vietnam

Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-indulgent, sociopaths we now call the Baby Boomers.

160 - Mary Baker Eddy: Christian Science Charlatan

December 10th, 2020  |  1 hr 38 mins

america history, christian, christian science, comedy, cult, drinking, feminism, fraud, ghosts, history, magic, metaphysical, podcast, powerful women, prayer, religion, spirits, spiritualism, temperance

Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away!

157 - George Washington (1781-1799): The President, The Master... The King

November 19th, 2020  |  2 hrs 16 mins

abolition, america history, american government, american revolution, comedy, constitution, drinking, election, feudalism, founding father, genocide, government, hamilton, history, influence, podcast, power, president, rebellion, slavery, thomas jefferson

Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington.
America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.