web02.fireside.fm Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:59:57 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “America History” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/america%20history Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sagan ed8b150e-3e3a-449a-92ca-b91b444d4350 Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners. 2:06:55 yes Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, science, space, universe, carl sagan, cosmo, Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

]]> Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

]]> 227 - Walt Disney - Cultural Icon, Suppressed Furry & Chu-Chu man https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/disney acd78d13-d46c-4223-8e68-0e0b91444a10 Thu, 07 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro! 2:12:56 yes Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro! Podcast, Comedy, History, America History, animation, disney, Walt Disney, Disney World, Americana, Cultural Studies, Mickey Mouse, Cartoons, Hollywood, Movies, Icon Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

]]> Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

]]> 226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dewey c08d1029-f872-4e6d-9817-4bf16827266d Thu, 31 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! 1:53:11 yes Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, library, librarian, education, research, New York, Lake Placid, sex, idiot Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> 224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gcs2 4e5eadb9-2516-4efd-b54d-36914c8f6219 Thu, 17 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold. 1:40:21 yes The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, acting, cinema, film history, Patton, Hollywood, Oscars The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.

]]> The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.

]]> 223 - George C Scott (pt1): The Meathead Thespian https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gcs1 597c00eb-da69-4bb8-8aaa-2dbe343756af Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best. 2:00:29 yes George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, acting, hollywood, films, movies, cinema, film history, violence George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.

]]> George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.

]]> 215 - Dimebag Darrell: Beta-Pantera Shredder & White Wine Enthusiast https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dimebag 1778c5cb-f942-4956-8a11-fde80849c96f Thu, 13 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES. We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it! 1:52:17 yes Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES. We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, Music History, Metal, Dimebag Darrell, Guitar God, Guitar, Music, Pantera, Metallica, Texas, bands, local music, party, rockstar Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES.
We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it!

]]> Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES.
We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it!

]]> 214 - Calamity Jane: BUT WAIT... She's wearing PANTS! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/calamityjane 8bddead9-0d23-4cd2-8965-f5f0672c8b51 Thu, 06 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true? Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia! 1:44:25 yes Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true? Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, Wild West, Cowboys, gunslingers, 19th century, Deadwood, South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, Sex Work, prostitution, degenerate, powerful women, women's history, Female, pants, jeans Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true?
Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!

]]> Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true?
Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!

]]> 213 - Hetty Green: The Witch of Wall Street https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hettygreen 8cf01f0c-0721-4473-b561-457b2574aca3 Thu, 30 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort! 1:56:30 yes Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, finance, powerful women, women, Wall Street, tycoon, wealth robber Barron's Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!

]]> Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!

]]> 209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles2 584baa59-ee9c-4431-aa42-4f27f45e9e6b Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon. 1:56:07 yes The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, Civil War, president, warfare, military history, battle, rebellion The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.

]]> The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.

]]> 208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles1 55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. 2:17:00 yes The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, politics, international, New York, Washington, 19th Century, murder, true crime, scandal, political scandal, sex work, sex, America, corruption, Civil War The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> 207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/barrymore 1e65721c-48f7-4866-b136-73591b497ef4 Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. 1:31:48 yes This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, hollywood, movies, theater, acting, entertainment, gossip, tabloid, LA, New York This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

]]> This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

]]> 199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/duck 12696adf-affa-479d-84fe-be42cf5f74ea Thu, 16 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet. 2:00:00 yes Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, China, Chinese, Tong, Underground, True Crime, Gangs, Gangster, Chinese American, Chinatown, New York City, Gangs of New York, Murder, Crime, drugs, assassins Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

]]> Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

]]> 196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/adamski acd27b3a-bd9b-4268-90cd-608a3bf7a9e5 Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 1:56:35 yes Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, idiot, nasa, space, space travel, UFO, metaphysics, paranormal, alien, extraterrestrial, TRUTH, coverup, Conspiracy, FBI, Project Blue Book Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

]]> Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

]]> 191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/confederates 57a12b9a-b3b6-44e8-93c2-33037345fd76 Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House. 2:34:05 yes Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, warfare, military history, battle, rebellion, civil war, Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.

]]> Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.

]]> 176 - C.L. Blood: Nitrous Oxide Doctor with a flare for Malpractice https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/clblood 8de69106-dea5-464b-b95e-21681c3a9fa3 Thu, 08 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit. 1:44:21 yes You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, medical, snake oil, Nitroxide, Laughing gas, Phish, Con Artist, Murder, true crime, doctor, 19th century You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

]]> You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

]]> 173 - Ayn Rand: The BEST Soviet capitalist cat-lady https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/aynrand de03b7ba-e866-4ac1-a470-8c8c636a43fe Thu, 18 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl! 1:50:43 yes This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, libertarianism, ayn rand, objectivism, laisse-faire, capitalism, This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl!

]]> This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl!

]]> 164 - Thomas Midgley Jr.: The most destructive human in the history of the Universe https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/midgley 5758fae1-5ba3-41f9-b43f-988ba6a83138 Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?! Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing? 1:45:37 yes When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?! Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing? Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, inventor, idiot, nerd, Research, tech, Environmental, Global Warming, Climate Change, Cars, Automotive, gas, Chemistry, Chemist When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?!
Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?

]]> When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?!
Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?

]]> 163 - Dr. Spock: Boomer Childcare 101 https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/spock 2713f99c-0ea3-46d6-b59d-6d5b1723d26d Thu, 07 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-indulgent, sociopaths we now call the Baby Boomers. 2:07:19 yes Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-absord, sociopath we now call the Baby Boomers. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, psychology, children, child care, medicine, boomer, baby boomer, love, anti-establishment, self indulgent, Olympics, Elites, Freud, Vietnam, Hippies Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-absord, sociopath we now call the Baby Boomers.

]]> Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-absord, sociopath we now call the Baby Boomers.

]]> 160 - Mary Baker Eddy: Christian Science Charlatan https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/marybakereddy 10fd97be-fb88-4ffd-9c77-35def73b8493 Thu, 10 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away! 1:38:05 yes Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He cult followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, Religion, Feminism, Christian, Christian Science, Spiritualism, fraud, magic, metaphysical, prayer, powerful women, cult, temperance, ghosts, spirits Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He cult followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away!

]]> Regarded as a feminist icon, morphine addict Mary Baker Eddy created a religion based on the power of suggestion. He cult followers protected her from spiritual assassins and MIND BULLETS! Maybe the next time you have a compound facture, just pray it away!

]]> 157 - George Washington (1781-1799): The President, The Master... The King https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington3 c0fe0947-0181-4757-b6fa-cf6267d671e7 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. 2:16:53 yes Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, American Revolution, president, Election, power, influence, Constitution, founding father, Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Slavery, abolition, feudalism, rebellion, government, american government, genocide Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington.
America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

]]> 156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington2 2c09c0d6-4a7f-4e22-9395-26871bfd5297 Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie! 1:59:13 yes In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, American Revolution, president, warfare, military history, founding father, George Washington, battle, rebellion In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!

]]> In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!

]]> 155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington1 851be764-9bf6-466f-a41b-bf81316e4d57 Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. 1:47:46 yes Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, 18th century, Seven Years War, French and Indian War, colonial america, america, Virginia, George Washington, founding father, Ohio, Britain, war, warfare, slavery, privilege, adventurer, land, frontier, military, military history, Iroquois, red coats Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity.

]]> Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity.

]]> 153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jackparsons af53e1d8-e8f7-44a9-b0e4-cf41af53e3fd Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. 1:55:35 yes When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, inventor, idiot, flight, flying, rockets, nasa, space, space travel, satanic, Alcester Crowley, magic, magik, orgy, sex, scandal, nerd, weapons, Research, tech, explosives, When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> 142 - Louis Armstrong: Tootin' Doody https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/louisarmstrong 9c110344-8e5d-43d8-bcbd-49f05b94e8cd Thu, 06 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The life of this extraordinary trumpet player takes us through the evolution of Jazz itself. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the cultural explosion of the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster. 2:16:07 yes The life of this extraordinary trumpet player takes us through the evolution of Jazz itself. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the cultural explosion of the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, music, music history, jazz, black culture, New Orleans, rag time, Harlem, New York, Chicago, mafia, mob, trumpet, Harlem Renaissance, Satchmo, Louis Armstrong, Bebop The life of this extraordinary trumpet player takes us through the evolution of Jazz itself. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the cultural explosion of the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster.

]]> The life of this extraordinary trumpet player takes us through the evolution of Jazz itself. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the cultural explosion of the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster.

]]> 141 - Alexander Graham Bell: Ring, Ring, Ring... Eugenics Phone! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/grahambell 03a16865-7433-4a1c-9688-2128b8c4cecd Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language! 1:47:37 yes Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, craftsman, inventor, idiot, disabilities, telephone, phone, communications, Scotland, Scottish, scientist, sound, 19th Century, industrialization. Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language!

]]> Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language!

]]> 139 - Sam Adams: Spicy, Revolutionary Puppet Master Deadbeat https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/samadams b6157092-6066-46d6-830e-b44652990a54 Thu, 16 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation. 2:17:40 yes Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, revolutionary war, Boston, founding fathers, America, patriot, drunkard, felon, crime, mob, burning, looting, protest, democracy, revolution, riot, unrest Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.

]]> Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.

]]> 137 - Andrew Carnegie: Monopoly Man Meets Momma's Boy https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carnegie 624ba24b-f09c-4dec-9b49-13bb8c51e0e1 Thu, 02 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma. 3:08:52 yes Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, wealth, monopoly, unions, workers rights, gilded age, american business, 19th Century Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma.

]]> Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma.

]]> 128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/guiteau 45f1b764-7fd8-4e6d-87e6-9b4e168b4961 Thu, 30 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. 1:30:53 yes Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, felon, crime, murder, assassin, president, sex cult, true crime Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> 90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carbine 4adf0e6d-52f5-40eb-9bca-6e11589e39a0 Thu, 01 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. 1:31:16 yes Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, weapons, WW2, craftsman, drunkard, felon, crime, bootlegging, murder, rifle, carbine, jail, assault, inventor, idiot Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

]]> Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

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