Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying Episode 21 - 30 of 34 in total of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “warfare”.
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201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face
September 30th, 2021 | 1 hr 52 mins
ancient history, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, history, podcast, politics, roman history, rome, warfare
Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.
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191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers
July 22nd, 2021 | 2 hrs 34 mins
america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, rebellion, warfare
Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.
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166 - Master Series: WWII Soldiers
January 28th, 2021 | 2 hrs 20 mins
american, battles, comedy, drinking, german, history, korean, military history, podcast, polish, russians, soldiers, war criminal, warfare, world war 2, wwii
Cullen from Cauldron Podcast joins us for a Master Series, as we look at the "The Good, The Bad and the Limp Dick War Criminal" of WWII. Featuring an American Nazi-killing, wife beating machine, a confused Asian, and German 'not-so-super soldier' deplorable SS officer.
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165 - Alcibiades: Athenian Dick Stealing & Spartan Labe Smashing
January 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 46 mins
ancient history, athens, bisexuality, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, greek, history, podcast, politics, sparta, warfare
You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.
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156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks
November 12th, 2020 | 1 hr 59 mins
america history, american revolution, battle, comedy, drinking, founding father, george washington, history, military history, podcast, president, rebellion, warfare
In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!
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155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards
November 5th, 2020 | 1 hr 47 mins
18th century, adventurer, america, america history, britain, colonial america, comedy, drinking, founding father, french and indian war, frontier, george washington, history, iroquois, land, military, military history, ohio, podcast, privilege, red coats, seven years war, slavery, virginia, war, warfare
Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity.
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113 - Jakob Fugger: History's Richest Idiot
January 16th, 2020 | 1 hr 55 mins
16th century, accounting, amazon, bezos, business, comedy, commerce, germany, global trade, history, loans, podcast, royalty, scam, trade, warfare, wealth
Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther.
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105 - Basil Zaharoff: WWI Merchant of Death with an Acorn Penis
November 14th, 2019 | 1 hr 54 mins
arms dealer, comedy, guns, history, machine gun, podcast, scam artist, warfare, wwi
Basil Zarahoff dealt the the world's most powerful killing machine, the Maxim Gun, to most of the world's superpowers right before WWI; all while posing as royalty to nut in as many aristocratic ladies he could!
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99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife
October 3rd, 2019 | 1 hr 45 mins
american history, american revolution, comedy, corruption, financial disaster, founding fathers, general, history, independence, ohio, pennsylvania, podcast, revolutionary war, war hero, warfare
Little known Anthony Wayne was one of the shining stars in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. He singlehandedly secured the United States future and its expansion westward. He also banged almost all of his friend's wives and sisters, while completely ignoring his own wife, children and finances. You can only be so much of a hero...
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80 - Sam Hughes: WWI's Canadian Cry-Baby
May 23rd, 2019 | 1 hr 54 mins
army, battlefield, canada, comedy, corruption, enlistment, generals, history, lacrosse, militaria, military, nationalism, passchendaele, patronage, podcast, politics, prime minister, reserves, rifle, tactics, the great war, the somme, toronto, trench warfare, war, warfare, wwi
What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander.