Roast Mortem Cast

138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?

July 9th, 2020  |  1 hr 48 mins

15th century, comedy, dark ages, drinking, gothic, history, horror, king, legend, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, murder, myth, podcast, romania, royal, torture, vampire

Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

81 - Ivan the Terrible: Was pretty damn terrible

May 30th, 2019  |  1 hr 35 mins

16th century, comedy, czar, history, impale, medieval, monarchy, murder, murderer, noble, podcast, prince, royal, russia, russian history, serial killer, torture

This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

October 25th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins

17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot

Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne

May 31st, 2018  |  1 hr 40 mins

16th century, bath, beyond, blood, comedy, drinking, evil, history, hungary, murder, murderess, noble, podcast, queen, romania, royal, serial killer, slovakia, torture, transylvania, vampire

We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy

May 3rd, 2018  |  1 hr 29 mins

comedy, crazy, crime, crown prince, drinking, execution, funny, god, history, korea, murder, nobility, north korea, podcast, royals, schizophrenia, south korea, thunder, torture

We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.