web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:11:03 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Torture” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/torture Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone? https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad 100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ 1:48:20 yes Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Romania, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 15th Century, royal, King, monarchy, torture, murder, vampire, myth, legend, horror, gothic Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> 81 - Ivan the Terrible: Was pretty damn terrible https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> 51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/matthewhopkins aada60cb-2ca1-4ba8-af47-fbe53e69b5b0 Thu, 25 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 1:20:44 yes Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> 30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory f67fd5ab-6158-4a8a-9d76-a6a54e6bd87b Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. 1:40:13 yes We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

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]]> 26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sado 6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a Thu, 03 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. 1:29:56 yes We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

]]> We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

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