Roast Mortem Cast

288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline & St. Augustine

August 3rd, 2023  |  1 hr 36 mins

16th century, colonial america, colony, comedy, florida, france, history, spain, spanish, us history

We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida

268 - Diego Maradona (pt2): Past the Paella Prime

February 9th, 2023  |  1 hr 46 mins

argentina, comedy, drinking, football, history, italy, maradona, soccer, spain, sports, sports history, world cup

Richie takes us through the highs and lows of football legend Diego Maradona. If you thought this man could kick balls you should've seen him take all those lines

267 - Diego Maradona (pt1): Football boy wonder

February 2nd, 2023  |  1 hr 43 mins

argentina, comedy, football, history, italy, podcast, soccer, spain, sports, superstar, world cup

Richy from Match Weekly jumps on the show with a deep dive into Argentinian Soccer Superstar Diego Maradona

77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador

May 2nd, 2019  |  1 hr 26 mins

16th century, colonization, comedy, conquistador, discovery, drinking, explorer, genocide, gold, history, inca, llamas, murder, native, new world, peru, podcast, seafarer, sociology, spain, warfare

Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

76 - Francisco Macías Nguema: Africa's Hitler that HATED smarty boys!

April 25th, 2019  |  1 hr 26 mins

60s, 70s, africa, african history, brain drain, cannibalism, colonialism, comedy, crazy, cult, cult of personality, dictator, drinking, drugs, equatorial guinea, execution, genocide, history, ignorance, intellectual, mass murder, murder, podcast, populism, psychedelic, spain, villain, witch doctor

Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that, like you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

63 - Pablo Picasso: Hefty Bag Cubist Paella Boy

January 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 1 min

art, artist, asshole, bull, comedy, cubist, drinking, drunk, great artist, history, legend, misogynist, paint, painter, picasso, podcast, sex, spain, womanizer

Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)

May 10th, 2018  |  1 hr 10 mins

18th century, brazil, chicken, comedy, drinking, eating, failure, france, history, hot pockets, inbreeding, king, monarchy, napoleon, podcast, portugal, queen, revolution, royals, royalty, slob, spain, spanish, surrender, war, warfare

The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

February 22nd, 2018  |  59 mins 5 secs

1600s, 17th century, comedy, drinking, europe, european, france, friends, habsberg, history, inbreeding, royals, spain, spanish