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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Spain”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline &amp; St. Augustine</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:36:11</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida 
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  <title>268 - Diego Maradona (pt2): Past the Paella Prime</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Richie takes us through the highs and lows of football legend Diego Maradona. If you thought this man could kick balls you should've seen him take all those lines</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:46:13</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Richie takes us through the highs and lows of football legend Diego Maradona. If you thought this man could kick balls you should've seen him take all those lines 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Richie takes us through the highs and lows of football legend Diego Maradona. If you thought this man could kick balls you should&#39;ve seen him take all those lines</p>]]>
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  <title>267 - Diego Maradona (pt1): Football boy wonder </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Richy from Match Weekly jumps on the show with a deep dive into Argentinian Soccer Superstar Diego Maradona</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:43:31</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Richy from Match Weekly jumps on the show with a deep dive into Argentinian Soccer Superstar Diego MaradonaMaradona 
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  <title>77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador </title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pizarro</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:26:26</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. 
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  <itunes:keywords>Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Spain, Conquistador, 16th century, Colonization, murder, genocide, explorer, seafarer, new world, peru, inca, native, llamas, discovery, gold, warfare, sociology </itunes:keywords>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.</p>]]>
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  <title>76 - Francisco Macías Nguema: Africa's Hitler that HATED smarty boys!</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nguema</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that, like you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:26:24</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. 
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  <itunes:keywords>Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, murder, mass murder, genocide, ignorance, colonialism, African History, cannibalism, Witch doctor, brain drain, intellectual, equatorial guinea, crazy, villain, drugs, psychedelic, 60s, 70s, execution, cult, cult of personality, populism, Spain</itunes:keywords>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Do you hate four-eye&#39;d, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You&#39;re as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa&#39;s Hitler.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Do you hate four-eye&#39;d, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You&#39;re as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa&#39;s Hitler.</p>]]>
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  <title>63 - Pablo Picasso: Hefty Bag Cubist Paella Boy</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/picasso</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:01:41</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. 
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  <title>27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) </title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:10:34</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 
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    <![CDATA[<p>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you&#39;re not invited to; What do you do? If you&#39;re King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you&#39;re not invited to; What do you do? If you&#39;re King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</p>]]>
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  <title>16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2018 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <description>Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture. 
Read this: Your father is also your uncle &amp;amp; your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.
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    <![CDATA[<p>Young, dumb and full of inbred -<br>
...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Young, dumb and full of inbred -<br>
...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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