Roast Mortem Cast

238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners

June 23rd, 2022  |  2 hrs 6 mins

america history, carl sagan, comedy, cosmo, drinking, history, podcast, science, space, universe

Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

124 - Leonardo da Vinci: Penis-Obsessed Renaissance Master Artist

April 2nd, 2020  |  1 hr 43 mins

15th century, art, art history, comedy, da vinci, drinking, florence, genius, history, inventor, italy, master painter, masterpiece, milan, museum, painter, podcast, renaissance, science, scientist

Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs.

62 - Nikola Tesla: Electricity Boners & Pigeon Banging

January 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 9 mins

20th century, aliens, antisocial, awkward, bestiality, comedy, conspiracy, crazy, currents, drinking, edison, electrical, electricity, elon musk, furries, history, infrastructure, inventor, nikola tesla, pigeons, podcast, power, rivalry, science, tesla

When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!

56 - Edward Drinker Cope: History's Most Bone-Headed Paleontologist

November 29th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins

19th century, america, bone, bone wars, brontosaurus, comedy, dig, dinosaurs, discovery, drinking, excavation, explosives, feud, fossils, frontier, history, jurassic park, mining, moron, natural history, naturalist, nerd, paleontologist, paleontology, podcast, race, research, rivalry, science, scientific discovery, scientist, skeletons, tnt, wild west

Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries.

48 - Charles Darwin: The Science of Boobies & Barnacle Dong

October 4th, 2018  |  1 hr 21 mins

19th century, awkward, barnacle, boobies, comedy, darwin, darwinism, drinking, england, english, evolution, facts, finch, friends, galapagos, history, podcast, sailing, science, scientist, theory, uk

The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

45 - Albert Einstein: The Stanky Cousin Pounder

September 13th, 2018  |  1 hr 31 mins

antisocial, bomb, comedy, drinking, eggs, einstein, german, history, incest, math, nuclear, physicist, podcast, science, scientist, smart, ww2

You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin.

37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

July 19th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins

17th century, 18th century, abstinence, alchemy, alex mack, apple, comedy, creep, drinking, enlightenment, gravity, history, physics, podcast, science, space, universe

If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd

June 7th, 2018  |  1 hr 29 mins

ancient greece, ancient history, calculus, classical, comedy, drinking, engineering, greece, history, machinery, math, pi, podcast, rome, science, war, war machines, warfare

Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

10 - Thomas Edison

January 11th, 2018  |  1 hr 1 min

comedy, drinking, edison, electricity, funny, history, humor, invention, light, science, thomas edison

7 - Astronomer Tycho Brahe

December 14th, 2017  |  54 mins 11 secs

astronomy, comedy, dane, denmark, drinking, dual, enlightenment, history, money, podcast, science, solar system, space, sword fighting, universe