web01.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 20:05:39 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/science Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sagan ed8b150e-3e3a-449a-92ca-b91b444d4350 Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners. 2:06:55 yes Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, science, space, universe, carl sagan, cosmo, Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

]]> Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/davinci 5692f7ac-31df-462d-9594-afee4ed21578 Thu, 02 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs. 1:43:03 yes Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Renaissance, Art History, painter, science, scientist, genius, da Vinci, masterpiece, master painter, art, museum, Italy, Florence, Milan, 15th century, inventor Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs.

]]> Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tesla 8ec24556-7815-45da-a093-881f169a071c Thu, 17 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry! 1:09:00 yes When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, inventor, electricity, Tesla, Elon Musk, Edison, 20th Century, currents, electrical, science, crazy, furries, pigeons, bestiality, aliens, conspiracy, antisocial, awkward, Nikola Tesla, power, infrastructure, rivalry When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!

]]> When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwarddrinkercope 7c4a87a0-e167-472c-8277-1eac23b2fbad Thu, 29 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries. 1:34:29 yes Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries. podcast, History, Comedy, Drinking, Dinosaurs, Paleontology, Paleontologist, Jurassic Park, science, Scientist, brontosaurus, dig, fossils, Bone, Bone Wars, excavation, 19th century, Wild West, feud, rivalry, discovery, mining, research, moron, tnt, explosives, Natural History, skeletons, race, scientific discovery, nerd, naturalist, america, Frontier Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries.

]]> Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/darwin 9cc20424-8473-4ce6-8ee0-4ae6433ca428 Thu, 04 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. 1:21:54 yes The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. Podcast, history, comedy, drinking, english, science, scientist, evolution, darwin, Darwinism, 19th century, boobies, Galapagos, sailing, theory, facts, Finch, barnacle, awkward, friends, england, UK The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

]]> The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/einstein b0d381bd-2a1f-42f2-9ca7-37fdc782255c Thu, 13 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin. 1:31:35 yes You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, science, scientist, nuclear, physicist, german, WW2, bomb, eggs, incest, antisocial, Einstein, smart, math, 50s, Manhattan Project, atoms, universe, bad husband You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin.

]]> You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/newton 91afa9bc-6077-4b0e-83c8-ab3e0cecd03b Thu, 19 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary? That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog! 1:34:17 yes If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary? That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog! podcast, history, comedy, drinking, science, gravity, universe, space, physics, Enlightenment, 17th century, 18th century, alex mack, abstinence, creep, alchemy, apple If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

]]> If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes 2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. 1:29:06 yes Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edison c4db8ef7-4082-4dc4-867a-f10ea7155bf6 Thu, 11 Jan 2018 07:45:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 1:01:02 yes Was he an inventor? An entrepreneur? A man of science? Well, one things for sure he was a complete dirtbag. Join us for an electrifying roast of Thomas Edison. Flash fried elephant anyone? Was he an inventor? An entrepreneur? A man of science? Well, one things for sure he was a complete dirtbag. Join us for an electrifying roast of Thomas Edison. Flash fried elephant anyone?

]]> Was he an inventor? An entrepreneur? A man of science? Well, one things for sure he was a complete dirtbag. Join us for an electrifying roast of Thomas Edison. Flash fried elephant anyone?

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tychobrahe aa5bb0df-f2cb-47a1-ad97-0b0c12e5806f Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 54:11 yes This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, astronomy, science, dual, sword fighting, money, Denmark, dane, enlightenment, space, universe, solar system This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table.

]]> This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table.

]]>