Roast Mortem Cast

283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.

June 1st, 2023  |  1 hr 33 mins

17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, english civil war, great britain, history, king, queen, royal life, royals

Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt

October 27th, 2022  |  1 hr 44 mins

20th century, british empire, comedy, england, epstein, great britain, history, king, king charles, prince andrew, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, world war, wwii

We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.

254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill

October 20th, 2022  |  2 hrs 17 mins

comedy, drinking, history, london, podcast, princess diana, queen, royal family, royals, scandal

We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.

253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies

October 13th, 2022  |  2 hrs 5 mins

20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii

We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!

252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love

October 6th, 2022  |  2 hrs 1 min

20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii

You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.

204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King

October 21st, 2021  |  1 hr 42 mins

battle, british history, comedy, crusade, drinking, england, france, gaming, gay, history, holy land, middle east, military history, monarchy, podcast, royals, swords, video games, warfare, warrior

We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist & Half-assed Inventor

April 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 40 mins

1776, 18th century, affair, america, american history, american revolution, ben franklin, brexit, britain, business, colonialism, colony, comedy, currency, drinking, entrepreneur, fake news, founding father, history, inventor, legend, london, loyalist, money, myth, newspapers, noble, orgy, parliament, patriot, philadelphia, podcast, politics, propaganda, revolution, royals, satanism, scandal, sex, success, tabloid, war

We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)

May 10th, 2018  |  1 hr 10 mins

18th century, brazil, chicken, comedy, drinking, eating, failure, france, history, hot pockets, inbreeding, king, monarchy, napoleon, podcast, portugal, queen, revolution, royals, royalty, slob, spain, spanish, surrender, war, warfare

The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy

May 3rd, 2018  |  1 hr 29 mins

comedy, crazy, crime, crown prince, drinking, execution, funny, god, history, korea, murder, nobility, north korea, podcast, royals, schizophrenia, south korea, thunder, torture

We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

February 22nd, 2018  |  59 mins 5 secs

1600s, 17th century, comedy, drinking, europe, european, france, friends, habsberg, history, inbreeding, royals, spain, spanish