web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 03:08:50 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/royals Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus1 64cc1222-6b92-41fe-bc98-7f0a012625a4 Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. 1:33:06 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, dwarf, 17th century, English Civil War Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liz4 cd4cab4b-add9-4e58-bac7-f09e056d5a0c Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist. 1:44:10 yes We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Prince Andrew, Epstein, King Charles, We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.

]]> We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liz3 9986cc19-68a6-41fd-80d5-6c222b70e81d Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed. 2:17:21 yes We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, London, royal family, royals, scandal, princess Diana, queen We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.

]]> We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/queenliz2 b17ecd17-d3a1-43da-8b0f-95d0f0083d1f Thu, 13 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome! 2:05:06 yes We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome! History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Edward VIII, The Simpsons We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!

]]> We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/queenliz1 bbc3c56c-66af-4531-be22-e50e85ea66ac Thu, 06 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast! We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. 2:01:37 yes You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast! We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Edward VIII, The Simpsons You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.

]]> You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/richardlionheart 89e85561-b6a7-4f85-bc49-380d8a33bfb2 Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. 1:42:37 yes We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, British History, England , warfare, military history, battle, video games, gaming, crusade, gay, monarchy, royals, warrior, swords, Holy Land, Middle East, France We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal 02205cef-6b2d-4936-ba67-ea621a532ebf Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 1:10:34 yes The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

]]> The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sado 6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a Thu, 03 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. 1:29:56 yes We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

]]> We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/charlesii e47c55fc-8d25-4fa6-b904-3d614c89ea2d Thu, 22 Feb 2018 14:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 59:05 yes Young, dumb and full of inbred - ...You get the picture. Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother. If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch. Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture.
Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.

]]> Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture.
Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.

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