Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
We found 6 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “royal”.
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150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen
October 1st, 2020 | 2 hrs 42 mins
16th century, affair, beheading, change, comedy, drinking, english history, execution, history, insanity, king, manhunt, monarchy, murder, podcast, queen, renaissance, royal, scandal
Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.
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138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?
July 9th, 2020 | 1 hr 48 mins
15th century, comedy, dark ages, drinking, gothic, history, horror, king, legend, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, murder, myth, podcast, romania, royal, torture, vampire
Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ
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87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus & YAS QUEEN Isabella
July 11th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
14th century, beheading, change, civil war, comedy, dark ages, drinking, english history, execution, history, king, manhunt, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, podcast, queen, rebellion, royal
King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!
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86 - King Edward II (pt.1): Flesh Jousting with Piers Gaveston
July 3rd, 2019 | 1 hr 5 mins
14th century, comedy, dark ages, drinking, english history, gay, history, king, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, podcast, royal
King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.
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81 - Ivan the Terrible: Was pretty damn terrible
May 30th, 2019 | 1 hr 35 mins
16th century, comedy, czar, history, impale, medieval, monarchy, murder, murderer, noble, podcast, prince, royal, russia, russian history, serial killer, torture
This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.
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30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne
May 31st, 2018 | 1 hr 40 mins
16th century, bath, beyond, blood, comedy, drinking, evil, history, hungary, murder, murderess, noble, podcast, queen, romania, royal, serial killer, slovakia, torture, transylvania, vampire
We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.