web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:07:28 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/royal Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad 100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ 1:48:20 yes Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Romania, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 15th Century, royal, King, monarchy, torture, murder, vampire, myth, legend, horror, gothic Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2 ea842a95-e1be-4ce0-bc4b-8d368f566bd7 Thu, 11 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! 1:15:57 yes King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Civil war, beheading, execution, rebellion, change, Queen, manhunt King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii1 7c9c47c8-2f74-4683-af8f-b40470d6aac2 Wed, 03 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. 1:05:36 yes King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Gay, King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

]]> King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory f67fd5ab-6158-4a8a-9d76-a6a54e6bd87b Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. 1:40:13 yes We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

]]> We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

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