Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying all 10 Episode of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “queen”.
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284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium
June 8th, 2023 | 1 hr 22 mins
17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, kings, monarchy, queen
Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.
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283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.
June 1st, 2023 | 1 hr 33 mins
17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, english civil war, great britain, history, king, queen, royal life, royals
Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.
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255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt
October 27th, 2022 | 1 hr 44 mins
20th century, british empire, comedy, england, epstein, great britain, history, king, king charles, prince andrew, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, world war, wwii
We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.
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254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill
October 20th, 2022 | 2 hrs 17 mins
comedy, drinking, history, london, podcast, princess diana, queen, royal family, royals, scandal
We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.
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253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies
October 13th, 2022 | 2 hrs 5 mins
20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii
We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!
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252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love
October 6th, 2022 | 2 hrs 1 min
20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii
You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. -
150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen
October 1st, 2020 | 2 hrs 42 mins
16th century, affair, beheading, change, comedy, drinking, english history, execution, history, insanity, king, manhunt, monarchy, murder, podcast, queen, renaissance, royal, scandal
Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.
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87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus & YAS QUEEN Isabella
July 11th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
14th century, beheading, change, civil war, comedy, dark ages, drinking, english history, execution, history, king, manhunt, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, podcast, queen, rebellion, royal
King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!
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30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne
May 31st, 2018 | 1 hr 40 mins
16th century, bath, beyond, blood, comedy, drinking, evil, history, hungary, murder, murderess, noble, podcast, queen, romania, royal, serial killer, slovakia, torture, transylvania, vampire
We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.
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27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)
May 10th, 2018 | 1 hr 10 mins
18th century, brazil, chicken, comedy, drinking, eating, failure, france, history, hot pockets, inbreeding, king, monarchy, napoleon, podcast, portugal, queen, revolution, royals, royalty, slob, spain, spanish, surrender, war, warfare
The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.