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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Queen”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.  
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  <title>283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:44:10</itunes:duration>
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  <title>254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:17:21</itunes:duration>
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  <title>253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/queenliz2</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:05:06</itunes:duration>
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  <title>252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:01:37</itunes:duration>
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We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. 
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We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.</p>]]>
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  <title>150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:42:17</itunes:duration>
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  <title>87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus &amp; YAS QUEEN Isabella</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough &amp; the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:15:57</itunes:duration>
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  <title>30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath &amp; Beyond.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:40:13</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath &amp;amp; Beyond. 
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  <title>27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) </title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:10:34</itunes:duration>
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  <description>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 
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