Roast Mortem Cast

199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs

america history, assassins, china, chinatown, chinese, chinese american, comedy, crime, drinking, drugs, gangs, gangs of new york, gangster, history, murder, new york city, podcast, tong, true crime, underground

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

August 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

alien, america history, comedy, conspiracy, coverup, drinking, extraterrestrial, fbi, history, idiot, metaphysics, nasa, paranormal, podcast, project blue book, space, space travel, truth, ufo

Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

195 - John Gotti: I'm not a Pervert, just the Teflon Don

August 19th, 2021  |  2 hrs 14 mins

gangster, history, italian, italian american, mafia, murder, podcast, the family, true crime

Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!

194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch

August 13th, 2021  |  2 hrs 3 mins

18th century, bdsm, books, comedy, drinking, german, history, insanity, nihilism, novel, philosophy, podcast, sex, switzerland, writer

GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

July 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 25 mins

comedy, drinking, emperor, history, orgy, podcast, roman history, rome, scandal, sex

Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers

July 22nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 34 mins

america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, rebellion, warfare

Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.

176 - C.L. Blood: Nitrous Oxide Doctor with a flare for Malpractice

April 8th, 2021  |  1 hr 44 mins

19th century, america history, comedy, con artist, doctor, drinking, history, laughing gas, medical, murder, nitroxide, phish, podcast, snake oil, true crime

You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

175 - Sherlock Holmes: The Ultimate Druggie Detective

April 1st, 2021  |  1 hr 8 mins

19th century, addiction, british, comedy, crime, crime fighting, detective, drinking, drugs, england, history, london, new jersey, podcast, private eye, true crime

You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you!

173 - Ayn Rand: The BEST Soviet capitalist cat-lady

March 18th, 2021  |  1 hr 50 mins

america history, ayn rand, capitalism, comedy, drinking, history, laisse-faire, libertarianism, objectivism, podcast

This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl!

171 - Ludwig II of Bavaria: The Spoiled Wagner Groupie

March 3rd, 2021  |  1 hr 41 mins

19th century, castles, classical music, comedy, disney, drinking, german unification, germany, history, king, monarchy, music, nobility, podcast, sausage boy, wagner

Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen.