Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying Episode 1 - 10 of 13 in total of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “king”.
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283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.
June 1st, 2023 | 1 hr 33 mins
17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, english civil war, great britain, history, king, queen, royal life, royals
Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.
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255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt
October 27th, 2022 | 1 hr 44 mins
20th century, british empire, comedy, england, epstein, great britain, history, king, king charles, prince andrew, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, world war, wwii
We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.
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253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies
October 13th, 2022 | 2 hrs 5 mins
20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii
We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!
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252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love
October 6th, 2022 | 2 hrs 1 min
20th century, british empire, comedy, edward viii, england, great britain, history, king, queen, queen elizabeth, royal life, royals, scandal, the simpsons, world war, wwii
You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. -
205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword
October 28th, 2021 | 1 hr 37 mins
battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, legend, magna carta, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, robin hood, true crime, warfare
King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.
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203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!
October 14th, 2021 | 2 hrs 4 mins
battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, warfare
The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.
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171 - Ludwig II of Bavaria: The Spoiled Wagner Groupie
March 3rd, 2021 | 1 hr 41 mins
19th century, castles, classical music, comedy, disney, drinking, german unification, germany, history, king, monarchy, music, nobility, podcast, sausage boy, wagner
Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen.
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162 - King Farouk I: Pudgy Klepto King of Egypt
December 31st, 2020 | 2 hrs 22 mins
egypt, farouk. oyster, fat, king, rich, royalty, spoiled
Farouk was the last King of Egypt. He ascended to the thrown uneducated and unprepared. Farouk spent his time partying, shopping, and stealing. Farouk's lifestyle would ruin his kingly reign and royal waistline.
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150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen
October 1st, 2020 | 2 hrs 42 mins
16th century, affair, beheading, change, comedy, drinking, english history, execution, history, insanity, king, manhunt, monarchy, murder, podcast, queen, renaissance, royal, scandal
Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.
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138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?
July 9th, 2020 | 1 hr 48 mins
15th century, comedy, dark ages, drinking, gothic, history, horror, king, legend, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, murder, myth, podcast, romania, royal, torture, vampire
Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ