Roast Mortem Cast

103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'

October 31st, 2019  |  2 hrs 8 mins

actors, brats, child stars, comedy, corruption, diff'rent strokes, drug abuse, drugs, fame, history, hollywood, little rascals, murder, podcast, porn, sadism, scandal

We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick.

October 24th, 2019  |  2 hrs 14 mins

abuse, big band, comedy, crooner, divorce, frank sinatra, history, hollywood, italian american, las vegas, mafia, music, music history, music legend, organized crime, podcast, scandal, spaghetti

The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

101 - Frank Sinatra (pt1): The Lady is a Tramp... Let me get in it tho!

October 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 41 mins

big band, brat, comedy, crooner, frank sinatra, history, italian mafia, mob, music, music legends, new jersey, new york, nightmare, podcast, rat pack, singers, spoiled, swooning

Swooning and crooning didn't come easy for Frank Sinatra, in fact he had the voice of a hoary marmot in heat and the temper of a spoiled baby meatball. While his mother was off performing basement abortions, Frankie was off slipping it in whatever he could get his fat marinara fingers on.

100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!

October 10th, 2019  |  1 hr 33 mins

100th, acting, ancestry, animal, animal impersonator, anniversary, comedy, furry, fursona, history, podcast, sexual deviant, stage, vaudeville

Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over

99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife

October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 45 mins

american history, american revolution, comedy, corruption, financial disaster, founding fathers, general, history, independence, ohio, pennsylvania, podcast, revolutionary war, war hero, warfare

Little known Anthony Wayne was one of the shining stars in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. He singlehandedly secured the United States future and its expansion westward. He also banged almost all of his friend's wives and sisters, while completely ignoring his own wife, children and finances. You can only be so much of a hero...

98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis

September 26th, 2019  |  2 hrs 9 mins

18th century, 19th century, bisexual, comedy, england, greece, history, nobility, party animal, podcast, poem, poetry, rich kid, sexuality

Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.

97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish

September 19th, 2019  |  1 hr 46 mins

1800s, 19th century, americana, colorado, comedy, cowboy, frontier, great plains, guns, gunslinger, history, montana, podcast, pony express, western, wild west, wyoming

Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you.

96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses

September 12th, 2019  |  1 hr 28 mins

1960's, abuse, broken homes, comedy, counter culture, drugs, drunk, guitar, guitar legend, hendrix, hippy, history, lsd, music, music history, orgies, podcast, revolution, rock, rock n roll, rockstar, sex

Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager

August 29th, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins

90's, abuse, billboard charts, boy bands, comedy, drinking, fraud, history, music, podcast, pop music, scam artist, thief

Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot?

August 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 42 mins

catholic, comedy, conspiracy, corruption, cult, history, murder, podcast, rasputin, russia, sect, sex magic, siberia, sorcerer, tsar, wizard, wwi

Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?