Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
We found 10 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “drinking”.
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126 - Joanna Southcott: Gross 64 y/o Pregnant Prophetess
April 16th, 2020 | 1 hr 54 mins
comedy, cult, drinking, england, history, occult, podcast, pregnancy, psychic, religion, scam, sect
Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness.
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125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar
April 9th, 2020 | 2 hrs 20 mins
comedy, drinking, hawaii, hawaiian, history, idiot, kayfabe, murder, podcast, true crime, wrestling, wwe, wwf
In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate arena... so the 80's. There was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler was none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.
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124 - Leonardo da Vinci: Penis-Obsessed Renaissance Master Artist
April 2nd, 2020 | 1 hr 43 mins
15th century, art, art history, comedy, da vinci, drinking, florence, genius, history, inventor, italy, master painter, masterpiece, milan, museum, painter, podcast, renaissance, science, scientist
Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs.
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123 - H.P. Lovecraft: Cosmic Introverted Horror Incel
March 26th, 2020 | 1 hr 53 mins
authors, comedy, cosmic horror, cthulhu, drinking, history, horror, horror master, lovecraft, lovecraftian, occult, podcast, writers
Author Jesse Pollack & Dan Jones of Podcast 1289 join us for a roast of H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu & Tentacle porn. This weirdo horror writer may have mastered cosmic psychological madness, but when it came bumping uglies, Lovecraft plead insanity. Oh and all of those stories of elder gods breeding with fisherman's wives... yeah that was just an allegory to his deep seeded racist fear of interracial relationships.
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121 - Harold von Braunhut: Racist Inventor of the Sea Monkeys
March 12th, 2020 | 1 hr 40 mins
60s, boomer, comedy, drinking, history, podcast, racist, scam, sea monkey, toy manufacturer, toys
Tonight we are talkin' SHRIMP! Well, actually Artemia salina... which aren't shrimp. Sea Monkeys!!! These harmless little creatures from another planet were the brainchild of a terrible little man, Harold Von Braunhut. This toy-maker, turned weapons manufacturer, turned Jewish donor to the Aryan Brotherhood is a real POS!
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94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager
August 29th, 2019 | 1 hr 22 mins
90's, abuse, billboard charts, boy bands, comedy, drinking, fraud, history, music, podcast, pop music, scam artist, thief
Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.
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92 - Charlie Chaplin: Silent Film Sex Addict
August 15th, 2019 | 1 hr 58 mins
1920s, 1930s, 20th century, actor, comedian, comedy, communist, drinking, drugs, film, history, hollywood, megalomaniac, movie history, movies, orgies, podcast, sex, sex addict, silent film, slapstick, underage
Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.
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90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle
August 1st, 2019 | 1 hr 31 mins
america history, assault, bootlegging, carbine, comedy, craftsman, crime, drinking, drunkard, felon, guns, history, idiot, inventor, jail, murder, podcast, rifle, weapons, ww2
Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.
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89 - Mother Teresa: Dirty Old Pain Succubus
July 25th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
catholic, chilli, comedy, drinking, exploitation, history, nun, podcast, sister, suffering
Oooh nice sweet little Mother Teresa... Nope! A terrible attention whore feeding off of others suffering.
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88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus
July 18th, 2019 | 1 hr 16 mins
18th century, classical, classical music, comedy, composer, drinking, fetish, gross, history, mozart, music, party, podcast, poop
The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note.