Roast Mortem Cast

200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!

September 23rd, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

16th century, 911, astrology, books, comedy, conspiracy, drinking, france, history, history channel, horoscope, insanity, novel, podcast, poems, predictions, prophecy, writer

Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

September 16th, 2021  |  2 hrs

america history, assassins, china, chinatown, chinese, chinese american, comedy, crime, drinking, drugs, gangs, gangs of new york, gangster, history, murder, new york city, podcast, tong, true crime, underground

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

August 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

alien, america history, comedy, conspiracy, coverup, drinking, extraterrestrial, fbi, history, idiot, metaphysics, nasa, paranormal, podcast, project blue book, space, space travel, truth, ufo

Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch

August 13th, 2021  |  2 hrs 3 mins

18th century, bdsm, books, comedy, drinking, german, history, insanity, nihilism, novel, philosophy, podcast, sex, switzerland, writer

GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

July 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 25 mins

comedy, drinking, emperor, history, orgy, podcast, roman history, rome, scandal, sex

Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers

July 22nd, 2021  |  2 hrs 34 mins

america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, rebellion, warfare

Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.

190 - Johann Konrad Dippel: Macabre Alchemist

July 15th, 2021  |  1 hr 18 mins

alchemist, alchemy occultist, biography, cadaver, comedy, dippel's oil, drinks, dye, elixir, experiments, history, prussian blue, soul transference

This 17th century German occultist sought eternal life and infinite wealth. What he ended up with is is foul smelling hoof soups and a morbid reputation which inspired Frankenstein.

189 - Rush Limbaugh: Personality and Face for Radio

July 8th, 2021  |  1 hr 33 mins

biography, comedy, conservative, drinks, gop, history, host, limbaugh, personality, radio, republican, right wing, rush, show, talk

Rush Limbaugh was a politically charged right wing talk show personality. He spewed biased inaccuracies and incited controversy on a regular basis.

188 - Confucius: OG Chinese Philosopher

July 1st, 2021  |  1 hr 31 mins

#stopasaianhate, biography, china, chinese, comedy, confucianism, drinks, history, philosopher, sage, teachings, tutor

Confucius was the foundation of Chinese philosophy dating back to 500 BCE. Though his wisdom is world renowned, his teachings focus on rigid hierachy and "trad" values.

187 - Daniel Dancer: Inspiration of Scrooge

June 24th, 2021  |  1 hr 39 mins

biography, cheap, cheapskate, comedy, drinks, frugal, history, miser, pennypincher, pennypinching, scrooge

Daniel Dancer is the paragon of penny-pinchers, He wore scavenged rags and home-made shoes. He ate crow-pecked sheep and stray dogs' bones. He refused to call a doctor when his sister fell ill, then squabbled over inheritance when she died.