Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
We found 10 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “ancient history”.
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237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end
June 16th, 2022 | 1 hr 34 mins
alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greek history, history, influential people, military, podcast, warfare
All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!
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236 - Alexander the Great (pt5): Hitting the Hindu Kush
June 9th, 2022 | 1 hr 43 mins
alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, antiquity, battle tactics, comedy, empire, epic, history, india, iran, legend, military history, pakistan, persian, podcast, warfare
Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!
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235 - Alexander the Great (pt4): Empire Building 101
June 2nd, 2022 | 1 hr 41 mins
alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, antiquity, battle tactics, comedy, empire, epic, history, legend, military history, persian, podcast, warfare
Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!
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233 - Alexander the Great (pt2): Hard Hellenic Hell-Raising
May 19th, 2022 | 1 hr 16 mins
alexander the great, ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greece, greek history, history, macedonia, persia, podcast, politics, warfare
Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. -
232 - Alexander the Great (pt1): Greek Salad Extra Ranch
May 12th, 2022 | 1 hr 39 mins
ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greek history, history, podcast
We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs
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2021 Roast Mortem Countdown
December 23rd, 2021 | 2 hrs 2 mins
2021, ancient history, comedy, drinking, history, holiday, new years, podcast, warfare
It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!
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201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face
September 30th, 2021 | 1 hr 52 mins
ancient history, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, history, podcast, politics, roman history, rome, warfare
Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.
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165 - Alcibiades: Athenian Dick Stealing & Spartan Labe Smashing
January 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 46 mins
ancient history, athens, bisexuality, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, greek, history, podcast, politics, sparta, warfare
You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.
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2020 Roast Mortem Countdown
December 17th, 2020 | 3 hrs 20 mins
2020, ancient history, art, art history, chinese, comedy, countdown, drinking, history, inventors, new years eve, nobility, paranormal, pirates, podcast, poop jokes, royalty, world history
It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!
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130 - Heinrich Schliemann: The Lost City of Troy & the Glory-seeking Archaeologist the 'Found' it.
May 14th, 2020 | 2 hrs 4 mins
ancient greece, ancient history, archaeology, artifacts, comedy, con man, drinking, excavation, gold rush, greece, history, homer, money, podcast, wealth
Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation.