web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:23:10 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/ancient%20history Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander6 d77b1193-0011-4af5-a508-145bb8136a45 Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected! 1:34:47 yes All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, ancient greece, warfare, military, Greek History, Influential people, alexander the great All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!

]]> All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander5 b100100b-0d29-46ab-ad85-6ddc0ccc04a5 Thu, 09 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs! 1:43:56 yes Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs! Podcast, Comedy, History, Ancient History, Alexander the Great, Ancient Greece, antiquity, military history, warfare, battle tactics, Persian, legend, epic, empire, India, Iran, Pakistan Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!

]]> Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander4 57bb6e80-209f-4889-bdce-27442683c21f Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela! 1:41:03 yes Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela! Podcast, Comedy, History, Ancient History, Alexander the Great, Ancient Greece, antiquity, military history, warfare, battle tactics, Persian, legend, epic, empire, Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!

]]> Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander2 db03775b-51d3-4ad2-a3ac-cc2e46709be9 Thu, 19 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. 1:16:54 yes Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, greek history, ancient history, classical, Alexander the Great, warfare, Greece, Macedonia, Persia, politics, Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander1 8685ada0-c533-41f8-8562-1fda3286741d Thu, 12 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs 1:39:38 yes We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, greek history, ancient history, classical We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs

]]> We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2021countdown 908d84e8-e4ce-4e16-989e-ee262e3719ac Thu, 23 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!! 2:02:31 yes It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, 2021, NEW YEARS, Holiday, warfare, It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!

]]> It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gaiusmarius 165b8120-861c-4d59-b557-a436e3def738 Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. 1:52:03 yes Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Rome, Roman History, warfare, democracy, politics, Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alcibaides 6c37a561-c3fa-46fb-a00b-f19dcae61029 Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. 1:46:50 yes You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Greek, Athens, Sparta, warfare, democracy, politics, bisexuality You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2020countdown af598367-0372-4c93-885d-3a5d0a328069 Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned! 3:20:43 yes It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, world history, ancient history, countdown, 2020, new years eve, paranormal, pirates, chinese, royalty, nobility, inventors, art history, art, poop jokes It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!

]]> It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/schliemann e9647237-0796-45b5-941a-2543c3fc3bf7 Thu, 14 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation. 2:04:37 yes Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Greece, Homer, Ancient Greece, Ancient History, Archaeology, con man, excavation, Gold Rush, wealth, money, artifacts Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation.

]]> Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes 2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. 1:29:06 yes Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

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