Roast Mortem Cast

285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature

June 15th, 2023  |  1 hr 31 mins

17th century, comedy, duel, dwarf, england, english civil war, france, history, north africa, pirates, podcast, royalty, slavery

Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse.

284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium

June 8th, 2023  |  1 hr 22 mins

17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, kings, monarchy, queen

Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.

June 1st, 2023  |  1 hr 33 mins

17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, english civil war, great britain, history, king, queen, royal life, royals

Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

October 25th, 2018  |  1 hr 20 mins

17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot

Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

July 19th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins

17th century, 18th century, abstinence, alchemy, alex mack, apple, comedy, creep, drinking, enlightenment, gravity, history, physics, podcast, science, space, universe

If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

February 22nd, 2018  |  59 mins 5 secs

1600s, 17th century, comedy, drinking, europe, european, france, friends, habsberg, history, inbreeding, royals, spain, spanish