web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 03:15:01 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “17th Century” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/17th%20century Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus3 57006572-ee48-4aad-a312-e50482f416f9 Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. 1:31:09 yes Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. Podcast, History, Comedy, 17th Century, English Civil War, slavery, dwarf, duel, pirates, royalty, England, France, North Africa Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse.

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]]> 284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus2 7045b931-96e7-4cba-a2f6-1134b5de9979 Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 1:22:51 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, kings, queen, monarchy Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

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]]> 283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy. https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus1 64cc1222-6b92-41fe-bc98-7f0a012625a4 Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. 1:33:06 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, dwarf, 17th century, English Civil War Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> 51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/matthewhopkins aada60cb-2ca1-4ba8-af47-fbe53e69b5b0 Thu, 25 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 1:20:44 yes Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

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Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> 37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/newton 91afa9bc-6077-4b0e-83c8-ab3e0cecd03b Thu, 19 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary? That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog! 1:34:17 yes If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary? That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog! podcast, history, comedy, drinking, science, gravity, universe, space, physics, Enlightenment, 17th century, 18th century, alex mack, abstinence, creep, alchemy, apple If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

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That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

]]> 16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/charlesii e47c55fc-8d25-4fa6-b904-3d614c89ea2d Thu, 22 Feb 2018 14:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 59:05 yes Young, dumb and full of inbred - ...You get the picture. Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother. If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch. Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture.
Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.

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...You get the picture.
Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.

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