Tom Saltman
Co-Host of Roast Mortem Cast
Tom Saltman has hosted 259 Episodes.
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101 - Frank Sinatra (pt1): The Lady is a Tramp... Let me get in it tho!
October 17th, 2019 | 1 hr 41 mins
big band, brat, comedy, crooner, frank sinatra, history, italian mafia, mob, music, music legends, new jersey, new york, nightmare, podcast, rat pack, singers, spoiled, swooning
Swooning and crooning didn't come easy for Frank Sinatra, in fact he had the voice of a hoary marmot in heat and the temper of a spoiled baby meatball. While his mother was off performing basement abortions, Frankie was off slipping it in whatever he could get his fat marinara fingers on.
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100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!
October 10th, 2019 | 1 hr 33 mins
100th, acting, ancestry, animal, animal impersonator, anniversary, comedy, furry, fursona, history, podcast, sexual deviant, stage, vaudeville
Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over
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99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife
October 3rd, 2019 | 1 hr 45 mins
american history, american revolution, comedy, corruption, financial disaster, founding fathers, general, history, independence, ohio, pennsylvania, podcast, revolutionary war, war hero, warfare
Little known Anthony Wayne was one of the shining stars in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. He singlehandedly secured the United States future and its expansion westward. He also banged almost all of his friend's wives and sisters, while completely ignoring his own wife, children and finances. You can only be so much of a hero...
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98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis
September 26th, 2019 | 2 hrs 9 mins
18th century, 19th century, bisexual, comedy, england, greece, history, nobility, party animal, podcast, poem, poetry, rich kid, sexuality
Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.
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97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish
September 19th, 2019 | 1 hr 46 mins
1800s, 19th century, americana, colorado, comedy, cowboy, frontier, great plains, guns, gunslinger, history, montana, podcast, pony express, western, wild west, wyoming
Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you.
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96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses
September 12th, 2019 | 1 hr 28 mins
1960's, abuse, broken homes, comedy, counter culture, drugs, drunk, guitar, guitar legend, hendrix, hippy, history, lsd, music, music history, orgies, podcast, revolution, rock, rock n roll, rockstar, sex
Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!
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95 - John Harvey Kellogg: Enema Enthusiast Extrodinaire
September 5th, 2019 | 1 hr 46 mins
1800s, abstinent, asexual, charlatan, diet, doctor, fad, health, teetotaler
John Harvey Kellogg wanted to rinse your colon with yogurt, zap your eyeballs, and pour acid on your crotch. All of it allegedly for your own good! This quacked-up doctor would shame you for smoking, drinking, meat-eating, and meat-beating! Rest in Grease. You will not be missed, Dr. Kellogg!
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94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager
August 29th, 2019 | 1 hr 22 mins
90's, abuse, billboard charts, boy bands, comedy, drinking, fraud, history, music, podcast, pop music, scam artist, thief
Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.
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93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot?
August 22nd, 2019 | 1 hr 42 mins
catholic, comedy, conspiracy, corruption, cult, history, murder, podcast, rasputin, russia, sect, sex magic, siberia, sorcerer, tsar, wizard, wwi
Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?
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92 - Charlie Chaplin: Silent Film Sex Addict
August 15th, 2019 | 1 hr 58 mins
1920s, 1930s, 20th century, actor, comedian, comedy, communist, drinking, drugs, film, history, hollywood, megalomaniac, movie history, movies, orgies, podcast, sex, sex addict, silent film, slapstick, underage
Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.
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91 - ODB: Wu-Tang Clan Member, Crack Connoisseur, & Child Support Dodger
August 8th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
baby mama, child support, drugs, idiot, rap, rapper, sex, wu-tang clan
Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!
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90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle
August 1st, 2019 | 1 hr 31 mins
america history, assault, bootlegging, carbine, comedy, craftsman, crime, drinking, drunkard, felon, guns, history, idiot, inventor, jail, murder, podcast, rifle, weapons, ww2
Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.
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89 - Mother Teresa: Dirty Old Pain Succubus
July 25th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
catholic, chilli, comedy, drinking, exploitation, history, nun, podcast, sister, suffering
Oooh nice sweet little Mother Teresa... Nope! A terrible attention whore feeding off of others suffering.
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88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus
July 18th, 2019 | 1 hr 16 mins
18th century, classical, classical music, comedy, composer, drinking, fetish, gross, history, mozart, music, party, podcast, poop
The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note.
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87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus & YAS QUEEN Isabella
July 11th, 2019 | 1 hr 15 mins
14th century, beheading, change, civil war, comedy, dark ages, drinking, english history, execution, history, king, manhunt, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, podcast, queen, rebellion, royal
King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!
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86 - King Edward II (pt.1): Flesh Jousting with Piers Gaveston
July 3rd, 2019 | 1 hr 5 mins
14th century, comedy, dark ages, drinking, english history, gay, history, king, medieval, middle ages, monarchy, podcast, royal
King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.