Roast Mortem Cast

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

146 episodes of Roast Mortem Cast since the first episode, which aired on October 30th, 2017.

  • 110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages

    December 26th, 2019  |  1 hr 48 mins
    catholic, comedy, constantinople, dark ages, emperor, fall of rome, goths, history, orgies, podcast, religion, religious war, roman empire, rome

    Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

  • Roast Mortem 2019 Countdown Special

    December 19th, 2019  |  2 hrs 44 mins
    comedy, countdown, dead people, history, holiday, nye, podcast, special

    It's that time of the year again, The 2019 Roast Mortem Cast countdown. We are going through the ages digging up idiots that died on the 19th year of their century.

  • 109 - Giovanni Belzoni: Tomb Raiding Strongman Waterboy

    December 12th, 2019  |  1 hr 57 mins
    adventure, ancient aliens, archaeology, artifacts, carnival, circus, comedy, discoveries, egypt, egyptology, freak, history, mummy, podcast, pyramids, strongman, treasure hunter

    Through a series of random events, this 6'6 Italian strongman found himself history's first Egyptologist. Belzoni looted his way through pyramids and ancient tombs, mashing mummies and destroying priceless artifacts, creating an infamous legacy for envious archaeologists that followed in his massive footsteps.

  • 108 - Dr. Seuss: Manchild Author for Children

    December 5th, 2019  |  2 hrs 11 mins
    adulterer, aspergers, author, childrens books, dr. seuss, functioning alcoholic, illustrator, suicide

    Dick Masterson joins us as we roast infamous man-child, Dr Seuss. Dr Seuss was an alcoholic, adulterer who couldn't get his whimsical imagination or impulsive urges under control. When he wasn't playing the role of a screwy taxidermist, he stressed out one of his "handlers" to the point of suicide.

  • 107 - Aretha Franklin: The Soul Diva surrounded by Butthole Weenies

    November 28th, 2019  |  1 hr 33 mins
    african american, civil rights, comedy, diva, history, music, pedophilia, podcast, pop music, r&b, religion, singer, soul, strong women

    While she was a diva, Aretha was not a complete asshole. BUT the people surrounding her life, such as her pedophile bible-thumping father and abusive stamp-collecting husband, sucked a big one. Join us as we take a dive into Detroit's own Queen of Soul.

  • 106 - Roy Cohn: The Ultimate 20th Century Lawyer Scumbag

    November 21st, 2019  |  2 hrs 3 mins
    attorney, comedy, communism, con artist, conservative, corruption, history, homosexuality, hypocrite, lavender scare, law, lawyer, nixon, podcast, reagan, red scare, rosenburg trial, trump, tuna

    This homosexual attorney was responsible for almost everything terrible and corrupt that happened in the 20th Century. Roy had his fingers in the elections of Nixon, Reagan and was the role model and personal fixer to Donald Trump in the 80's. He was also responsible for ruining the lives of countless fellow gays by exposing them in a time where homosexuality meant losing your government job. He did this all while sucking down cans of tuna fish and waterskiing in the polluted waters of the Hudson.

  • 105 - Basil Zaharoff: WWI Merchant of Death with an Acorn Penis

    November 14th, 2019  |  1 hr 54 mins
    arms dealer, comedy, guns, history, machine gun, podcast, scam artist, warfare, wwi

    Basil Zarahoff dealt the the world's most powerful killing machine, the Maxim Gun, to most of the world's superpowers right before WWI; all while posing as royalty to nut in as many aristocratic ladies he could!

  • 104 - Gaston B. Means: 100% Shyster with a Dash of Geriatric Murder

    November 7th, 2019  |  1 hr 47 mins
    comedy, con man, conspiracy, detective, fraud, history, murder, podcast, private eye, thief

    Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

  • 103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'

    October 31st, 2019  |  2 hrs 8 mins
    actors, brats, child stars, comedy, corruption, diff'rent strokes, drug abuse, drugs, fame, history, hollywood, little rascals, murder, podcast, porn, sadism, scandal

    We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

    Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

  • 102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick.

    October 24th, 2019  |  2 hrs 14 mins
    abuse, big band, comedy, crooner, divorce, frank sinatra, history, hollywood, italian american, las vegas, mafia, music, music history, music legend, organized crime, podcast, scandal, spaghetti

    The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

  • 101 - Frank Sinatra (pt1): The Lady is a Tramp... Let me get in it tho!

    October 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 41 mins
    big band, brat, comedy, crooner, frank sinatra, history, italian mafia, mob, music, music legends, new jersey, new york, nightmare, podcast, rat pack, singers, spoiled, swooning

    Swooning and crooning didn't come easy for Frank Sinatra, in fact he had the voice of a hoary marmot in heat and the temper of a spoiled baby meatball. While his mother was off performing basement abortions, Frankie was off slipping it in whatever he could get his fat marinara fingers on.

  • 100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!

    October 10th, 2019  |  1 hr 33 mins
    100th, acting, ancestry, animal, animal impersonator, anniversary, comedy, furry, fursona, history, podcast, sexual deviant, stage, vaudeville

    Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over

  • 99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife

    October 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 45 mins
    american history, american revolution, comedy, corruption, financial disaster, founding fathers, general, history, independence, ohio, pennsylvania, podcast, revolutionary war, war hero, warfare

    Little known Anthony Wayne was one of the shining stars in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. He singlehandedly secured the United States future and its expansion westward. He also banged almost all of his friend's wives and sisters, while completely ignoring his own wife, children and finances. You can only be so much of a hero...

  • 98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis

    September 26th, 2019  |  2 hrs 9 mins
    18th century, 19th century, bisexual, comedy, england, greece, history, nobility, party animal, podcast, poem, poetry, rich kid, sexuality

    Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.

  • 97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish

    September 19th, 2019  |  1 hr 46 mins
    1800s, 19th century, americana, colorado, comedy, cowboy, frontier, great plains, guns, gunslinger, history, montana, podcast, pony express, western, wild west, wyoming

    Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you.

  • 96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses

    September 12th, 2019  |  1 hr 28 mins
    1960's, abuse, broken homes, comedy, counter culture, drugs, drunk, guitar, guitar legend, hendrix, hippy, history, lsd, music, music history, orgies, podcast, revolution, rock, rock n roll, rockstar, sex

    Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!