web01.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 23:31:24 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “War” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/war Thu, 31 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 289 - Sterling Hayden (pt3): RED, white & Blue https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hayden3 8f71c29f-c881-48e6-a8d0-34bb9aa40906 Thu, 31 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We continue our journey with Sterling Hayden as he joins the communist partisans in Yugoslavia! Sterling is getting more and more RED as the days go on. Will this pretty face join the class struggle or will he just jerk it to a boat or something. 1:19:49 yes We continue our journey with Sterling Hayden as he joins the communist partisans in Yugoslavia! Sterling is getting more and more RED as the days go on. Will this pretty face join the class struggle or will he just jerk it to a boat or something. History, comedy, WWII, Hollywood, actor, leftist, communist, socialist, war We continue our journey with Sterling Hayden as he joins the communist partisans in Yugoslavia! Sterling is getting more and more RED as the days go on. Will this pretty face join the class struggle or will he just jerk it to a boat or something.

]]> We continue our journey with Sterling Hayden as he joins the communist partisans in Yugoslavia! Sterling is getting more and more RED as the days go on. Will this pretty face join the class struggle or will he just jerk it to a boat or something.

]]> 241- Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton2 cf378e96-3cdd-4aa8-bf0b-08d0bc0caf9a Thu, 14 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. 1:26:57 yes *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. Podcast, Comedy, History, British Empire, British Army, England, India, Imperialism, Pakistan, Afghanistan, war, linguistics, language, anthropology, monkey, sex, sex studies *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> 230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chiang3 a714fdcc-297d-4001-b341-11632bf5f4f5 Thu, 28 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII as Chiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight! 1:31:20 yes We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight! Podcast, Comedy, History, China, Japan, America, WWII, Warfare, combat, international diplomacy, 1940s, 1930s, communism, war, military history, war crimes, Chinese history, We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!

]]> We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!

]]> 229 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt2): The Sloppy Nanjing Decade & Donald of China https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chiang2 2b4ae404-7974-41c8-a526-26a2dc1591c1 Thu, 21 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams. 1:31:58 yes Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams. Podcast, Comedy, History, Chinese, China, Chinese History, 1930s, 1920s, Revolution, Communism, Japan, Manchuria, warfare, war, military history, Nanjing Decade, Asian History, Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams.

]]> Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams.

]]> 222 - Gustav Krupp (pt2): Spicy Germany and the Big Boom Booms https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gustavkrupp2 4d7f5fea-cd52-4a3a-8bee-ed1d1b27448b Thu, 03 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah. The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out! 1:59:36 yes We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah. The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out! Podcast, Comedy, History, WWII, World War, Germany, Arms Dealers, warfare, tanks, Evil, true crime, war, weapons, modern warfare We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah.

The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out!

]]> We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah.

The Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out!

]]> 183 - Joan of Arc: Teenage Frenchie Heroine https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/joanarc 038b1d03-e5c6-4f61-bdd7-9de995f897ce Thu, 27 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy. 1:50:00 yes Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy. biography, history, comedy, drinks, hundred years war, english, french, war, saint, miracle, capture, convict, burned at the stake, executed Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy.

]]> Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy.

]]> 155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington1 851be764-9bf6-466f-a41b-bf81316e4d57 Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. 1:47:46 yes Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, 18th century, Seven Years War, French and Indian War, colonial america, america, Virginia, George Washington, founding father, Ohio, Britain, war, warfare, slavery, privilege, adventurer, land, frontier, military, military history, Iroquois, red coats Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity.

]]> Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity.

]]> 149 - Benedict Arnold: Loyalist Unamerican Traitor https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/arnold 5bca3917-e708-4e6f-8d51-829736133edb Thu, 24 Sep 2020 09:30:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America. 1:40:18 yes Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America. colonial, traitor, revolutionary, war, loyalist, sellout, America, Great Britain, Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America.

]]> Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America.

]]> 80 - Sam Hughes: WWI's Canadian Cry-Baby https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/samhughes e08f88bc-a930-4ecb-96ad-d6c47b45c4fd Thu, 23 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander. 1:54:01 yes What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander. Podcast, History, Comedy, WWI, warfare, Canada, army, reserves, The Somme, Passchendaele, generals, tactics, battlefield, enlistment, The great War, war, Nationalism, Military, Militaria, rifle, trench warfare, lacrosse, Toronto, Prime Minister, Politics, Corruption, patronage What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander.

]]> What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander.

]]> 75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country & Family https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2 1493d1ab-0b56-4b68-890e-6044bb6c6305 Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. 1:11:02 yes The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, America, American Revolution, War for Independence, 1776, Ben Franklin, Founding fathers, spy, espionage, diplomacy, France, England, Paris, War, Colonial America, sex, scandal, death, murder, The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> 74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist & Half-assed Inventor https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> 73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/domery e2f99b1f-a4f5-4e53-a235-47c1affb94ac Thu, 04 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. 1:25:32 yes Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, gluttony, eating, competitive eating, 18th century, France, Poland, England, Prussia, cats, human dumpster, cannibal, abnormal, disorder, strange, army, navy, battle, war, hungry Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.

]]> Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.

]]> 72 - Kim Jong-il: Ass-eating Communist Dictator of North Korea https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kimjongil 9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8 Thu, 28 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! 1:58:23 yes When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, dictator, Korea, North Korea, South Korea, Communism, DMZ, Crazy, kidnapping, murder, crimes against humanity, basketball, pants suit, asian, Asia, hostile, oppression, mass murderer, politics, global politics, war, movies, totalitarian When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> 61 - William Walker: The American 'President' of Nicaragua https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/williamwalker a64793e9-29d7-47ca-95ef-235d9e394edf Thu, 10 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua. 2:14:26 yes William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, America, Merica, Nicaragua, Mexico, filibuster, freebooter, racist, South, San Fransisco, Nashville, New Orlean, Civil War, 19th Century, war, revolution, failure, mercenary, jerk, wimp, slavery, tyrant, southern, death William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua.

]]> William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua.

]]> 60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it. https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/demarle c9eb798c-4437-4368-bb55-c67f70d65617 Thu, 03 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it. 1:46:26 yes When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it. podcast, comedy, history, crusade, first crusade, knights, chivalry, swords, medieval, france, royalty, war, warfare, truck nutz, pillaging, fight, bros When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.

]]> When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.

]]> 53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson 763d1c08-2002-49e2-93e6-63a359741f3c Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' 1:47:39 yes You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' podcast, USA, comedy, history, drinking, President, US History, 19th Century, Native American, Oppression, war, military, ruler, politics, affair, scandal, duel, pistol, genocide, trail of tears, manifest destiny, America, USA, expansionism, revolution, Democrat, Trump, Jackson, Money, dollar, currency, deregulation, 50 cent, shot, imperialism, western democracy, elections, campaign, brutal, anger, old dead dude, War of 1812 You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> 50 - Helen Duncan: The Last Goopy Witch of Britain https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/duncan 8d0cbd0e-25a4-4811-b882-3d306ff4d115 Thu, 18 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We're taking an 'in-depth' look at Britain's last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge. 1:42:10 yes Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We're taking an 'in-depth' look at Britain's last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, witchcraft, witch, psychic, clairvoyant, MI5, WW1, WWI, WWII, WW2, fraud, crime, talking to the dead, seance, classified information, war, world war, ectoplasm, ghost, Scotland, Britain, UK, Spirits, Ghosts, Ghost Hunters Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We're taking an 'in-depth' look at Britain's last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge.

]]> Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We're taking an 'in-depth' look at Britain's last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge.

]]> 31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes 2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. 1:29:06 yes Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> 27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal 02205cef-6b2d-4936-ba67-ea621a532ebf Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 1:10:34 yes The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

]]> The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

]]> 14 - General Douglas MacArthur https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/macarthur 18155c53-a4fa-43b5-9f59-4d24e14bc03a Thu, 08 Feb 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom. 1:18:41 yes While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom. While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

]]> While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

]]> 2 - Mad Jack Churchill https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/madjack d45693f0-e58a-471f-9769-9c81ef3907f9 Wed, 08 Nov 2017 17:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast An English WW2 hero with deadly bravado. 31:49 yes An English WW2 officer with deadly bravado and a surprising lack of subtlety. Sneak attacks require balls, bagpipes and broadswords. An English WW2 officer with deadly bravado and a surprising lack of subtlety. Sneak attacks require balls, bagpipes and broadswords.

]]> An English WW2 officer with deadly bravado and a surprising lack of subtlety. Sneak attacks require balls, bagpipes and broadswords.

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