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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>52 - Master Series: Horror Actors of Hollywood</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 06:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff.  We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man and The Mummy all in one room with one cookie. Who will finish last?!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath &amp; Beyond.</itunes:subtitle>
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