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  <title>238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
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