web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:01:07 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/thief Thu, 10 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/soapy 2751e6f3-b183-4e2f-85c6-a75f19bf6971 Thu, 10 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. 1:52:58 yes Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Music, scam artist, fraud, abuse, thief, con man, western, wild west, Texas, Colorado, Alaska, poker, cards, gambling, soapmaking, arts and crafts Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike.

]]> Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kardashian b01ce5c4-aa62-440c-9839-e452ef2d294f Thu, 25 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. 2:34:10 yes The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, True Crime, thief, vain, self centered, gossip, pop culture, reality tv, Kardashian, affair, sex, law, murder, model, fashion, Lawyer, wealth The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liztaylor ee4afc71-4bcc-4696-9255-27e7d3fa664b Thu, 04 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. 2:22:50 yes The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, 1960s, Actress, Hollywood, Artist, Drugs, LGBTQ, scandal, affairs, jewelry, thief, vain, self centered, movies, film The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.

]]> The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gastonmeans 967a8030-8c7e-4523-a44c-75a1559dbb15 Thu, 07 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! 1:47:28 yes Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! Podcast, History, Comedy, Private Eye, detective, murder, thief, con man, conspiracy, fraud Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pearlman b9c3643a-52fa-4fbf-b0f5-f68013a28a10 Thu, 29 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. 1:22:58 yes Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Music, scam artist, boy bands, 90's, pop music, billboard charts, fraud, abuse, thief Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

]]> Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/warhol e49dca45-d39b-4796-829c-c9124c58a712 Thu, 16 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires & cybergoths) The Factory. 2:03:19 yes Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires & cybergoths) The Factory. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, 1960s, Pop Art, Avant Garde, Artist, Drugs, LGBTQ, The Factory, Andy Warhol, albino, weeny boy, pretentious, NYC, Greenwich, American Art, Silk Screening, Commercialism, art of sale, mass produced art, art house, film, avant garde film, 1970s, attempted murder, Voyeurism, asexual, gay, bisexual, models, thief, vain, self centered Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires & cybergoths) The Factory.

]]> Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires & cybergoths) The Factory.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hubbard f56dbfd1-75b1-47d5-a602-30f8aee89fb1 Thu, 14 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. 1:59:44 yes Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, scandal, blasphemy, scam, scam artist, leader, orgy, sex, scientology, sailing, navy, satan, satanic, satanic ritual, tax evasion, cult, Hubbard, sci-fi, fiction, thief, shipwreck Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

]]> Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

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