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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Tabloid”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>67 - Tallulah Bankhead: The Flapper that Flops Out All the Two-Handers</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:52:45</itunes:duration>
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