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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Swords”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy  Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.</itunes:subtitle>
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