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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Spanish”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline &amp; St. Augustine</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:36:11</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida 
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  <title>278 - Crappy Colonies: Santa Maria de Ochuse</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought  their first attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:11:46</itunes:duration>
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  <title>271 - Crappy Colonies: San Miguel de Gualdape</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:20:27</itunes:duration>
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  <title>27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:10:34</itunes:duration>
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  <description>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 
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  <title>16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2018 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <description>Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture. 
Read this: Your father is also your uncle &amp;amp; your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.
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...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Young, dumb and full of inbred -<br>
...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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