Roast Mortem Cast

238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners

June 23rd, 2022  |  2 hrs 6 mins

america history, carl sagan, comedy, cosmo, drinking, history, podcast, science, space, universe

Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

August 26th, 2021  |  1 hr 56 mins

alien, america history, comedy, conspiracy, coverup, drinking, extraterrestrial, fbi, history, idiot, metaphysics, nasa, paranormal, podcast, project blue book, space, space travel, truth, ufo

Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd

October 22nd, 2020  |  1 hr 55 mins

alcester crowley, america history, comedy, drinking, explosives, flight, flying, history, idiot, inventor, magic, magik, nasa, nerd, orgy, podcast, research, rockets, satanic, scandal, sex, space, space travel, tech, weapons

When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

July 19th, 2018  |  1 hr 34 mins

17th century, 18th century, abstinence, alchemy, alex mack, apple, comedy, creep, drinking, enlightenment, gravity, history, physics, podcast, science, space, universe

If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
That's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!

7 - Astronomer Tycho Brahe

December 14th, 2017  |  54 mins 11 secs

astronomy, comedy, dane, denmark, drinking, dual, enlightenment, history, money, podcast, science, solar system, space, sword fighting, universe