web02.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:29:54 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/sex Thu, 22 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kinski1 8c72bd90-76fa-401e-b41b-44ecc5c7dd6b Thu, 22 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Welcome back! We take a deep dive into the depraved life of German actor Klaus Kinski. Consisting of hard boiled eggs, cocaine and dirty snatch this man banged his way through post-war Berlin. 1:34:24 yes Welcome back! We take a deep dive into the depraved life of German actor Klaus Kinski. Consisting of hard boiled eggs, cocaine and dirty snatch this man banged his way through post-war Berlin. History, Comedy, Berlin, Germany, Acting, Film, film history, sex, German film, post war, depravity Welcome back! We take a deep dive into the depraved life of German actor Klaus Kinski. Consisting of hard boiled eggs, cocaine and dirty snatch this man banged his way through post-war Berlin.

]]> Welcome back! We take a deep dive into the depraved life of German actor Klaus Kinski. Consisting of hard boiled eggs, cocaine and dirty snatch this man banged his way through post-war Berlin.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton2 cf378e96-3cdd-4aa8-bf0b-08d0bc0caf9a Thu, 14 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. 1:26:57 yes *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. Podcast, Comedy, History, British Empire, British Army, England, India, Imperialism, Pakistan, Afghanistan, war, linguistics, language, anthropology, monkey, sex, sex studies *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dewey c08d1029-f872-4e6d-9817-4bf16827266d Thu, 31 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! 1:53:11 yes Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, library, librarian, education, research, New York, Lake Placid, sex, idiot Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles1 55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. 2:17:00 yes The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, politics, international, New York, Washington, 19th Century, murder, true crime, scandal, political scandal, sex work, sex, America, corruption, Civil War The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nietzsche 69b5c4b4-3b8f-4e91-ab6a-088e0355d7b3 Fri, 13 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich. 2:03:41 yes GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, 18th century, German, Switzerland, BDSM, insanity, sex, novel, writer, books, philosophy, nihilism, GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

]]> GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nero ca0d5114-6772-4789-addb-ec17da0bb376 Thu, 29 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ! 1:25:10 yes Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, rome, orgy, sex, scandal, roman history, emperor Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

]]> Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/blannbekin 08f8649b-42c6-4cf9-bbd3-b0aba4116c4e Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic. 1:54:10 yes Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, History, religion, christianity, jesus, sex, sexuality, insanity, middle ages, dark ages, religious history, satan Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic.

]]> Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sade bda18b3e-8ca9-4fb3-a0bd-ea76e2908aef Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade. 2:22:11 yes This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, 18th century, France, Paris, French Revolution, BDSM, Kink, whips, bondage, murder, true crime, insanity, sex, banned books, novel, writer, books, philosophy, Sadism, nihilism, orgy, free love, This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.

]]> This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jackparsons af53e1d8-e8f7-44a9-b0e4-cf41af53e3fd Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. 1:55:35 yes When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, inventor, idiot, flight, flying, rockets, nasa, space, space travel, satanic, Alcester Crowley, magic, magik, orgy, sex, scandal, nerd, weapons, Research, tech, explosives, When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kardashian b01ce5c4-aa62-440c-9839-e452ef2d294f Thu, 25 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. 2:34:10 yes The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, True Crime, thief, vain, self centered, gossip, pop culture, reality tv, Kardashian, affair, sex, law, murder, model, fashion, Lawyer, wealth The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/brinkley 21614e54-3014-43b0-88fe-10b13cd76b5d Thu, 18 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If there was one thing John Rom was good at, it was slicing open a man's nut sack and chucking in some XL goat nads to give him that sexual prowess he always deserved. Doesn't that sound hot?! Well it was all the craze during early 20th Century! This could be the strangest 'doctor' we've taken a look at on RMC! 2:40:17 yes If there was one thing John Rom was good at, it was slicing open a man's nut sack and chucking in some XL goat nads to give him that sexual prowess he always deserved. Doesn't that sound hot?! Well it was all the craze during early 20th Century! This could be the strangest 'doctor' we've taken a look at on RMC! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, medicine, medical history, quackery, fraud, snake oil, con man, con artist, fad craze, 20th Century, goat, nuts, sex, sex modification, sex drive, millionaires, wealth If there was one thing John Rom was good at, it was slicing open a man's nut sack and chucking in some XL goat nads to give him that sexual prowess he always deserved. Doesn't that sound hot?! Well it was all the craze during early 20th Century! This could be the strangest 'doctor' we've taken a look at on RMC!

]]> If there was one thing John Rom was good at, it was slicing open a man's nut sack and chucking in some XL goat nads to give him that sexual prowess he always deserved. Doesn't that sound hot?! Well it was all the craze during early 20th Century! This could be the strangest 'doctor' we've taken a look at on RMC!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/beecher b5173678-4e7b-4f4d-8a7b-790c11c6e15c Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches. 2:02:49 yes What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches. Podcast, Comedy, history, 19th Century, slavery, religion, megachurch, church, scandal, sex, affair, temperance, suffrage, con artist, orator, preacher What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.

]]> What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hendrix 06aa4ae4-8777-4e77-a4a1-f328e18286df Thu, 12 Sep 2019 11:45:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! 1:28:36 yes Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! podcast, History, Comedy, rock, music, rock n roll, Hendrix, 1960's, revolution, orgies, drunk, abuse, guitar legend, guitar, music history, rockstar, drugs, lsd, broken homes, sex, hippy, counter culture Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chaplin da840632-68db-4a8f-91cd-4e807771e40f Thu, 15 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass. 1:58:12 yes Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Hollywood, slapstick, sex, drugs, orgies, movie history, movies, film, silent film, communist, sex addict, underage, megalomaniac, comedian, actor, 1920s, 1930s, 20th Century, Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.

]]> Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/odb 84afd2ac-a207-4bff-9166-c4ad26ef9f64 Thu, 08 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money! 1:15:42 yes Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Rap, Rapper, Wu-Tang Clan, Idiot, Drugs, Child Support, Drugs, Sex, Baby Mama, Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!

]]> Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2 1493d1ab-0b56-4b68-890e-6044bb6c6305 Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. 1:11:02 yes The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, America, American Revolution, War for Independence, 1776, Ben Franklin, Founding fathers, spy, espionage, diplomacy, France, England, Paris, War, Colonial America, sex, scandal, death, murder, The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare 900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e Thu, 21 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. 1:06:23 yes Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, literature, theater, Shakespeare, 16th Century, classics, acting, England, London, UK, English Language, the stage, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, teacher, school, poetry, Drama, piercings, painting, masterpiece, books, plays, sex, bisexual, adultery, cheating, conspiracy, murder, cover up Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hughhefner 4299c24e-e98d-4c19-86e1-3e35434bba8e Thu, 07 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guaranteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper. 1:41:31 yes EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, sex, playboy, 69, swingers, Hugh Hefner, bunnies, sex bunnies, sexual revolution, magazine, hard, wet, sexual, 70s, 80s, call girls, sex slave, Playboy Mansion, abuse, control EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper.

]]> EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tallulah 24b624f3-d41a-48c6-80b7-5bd9104a0376 Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. 1:52:45 yes With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, flappers, broadway, acting, stage performer, singer, personality, thespian, orgy, coke, cocaine, bourbon, bisexual, West End, London, New York, Hollywood, movies, WWI, WWII, sex, sex addict, addict, weed, codeine, celebrity, tabloid, free love, group sex, STD, party, actress, With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

]]> With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hubbard f56dbfd1-75b1-47d5-a602-30f8aee89fb1 Thu, 14 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. 1:59:44 yes Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, scandal, blasphemy, scam, scam artist, leader, orgy, sex, scientology, sailing, navy, satan, satanic, satanic ritual, tax evasion, cult, Hubbard, sci-fi, fiction, thief, shipwreck Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

]]> Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank 3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10 Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! 1:23:42 yes If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Poland, Polish,Jewish, catholic, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, incest, murder, illuminati, secret society, Kabbalah If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sabbatai 24671b7f-6d59-4ce0-866c-361b50f01636 Thu, 31 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! 1:37:01 yes This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Jewish, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, Hebrew, Torah, Talmud, This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

]]> This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/picasso 2a033a2e-0f23-4573-8462-dd86c9f9b972 Thu, 24 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. 1:01:41 yes Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. Podcast, History, Comedy, Painter, Artist, Cubist, womanizer, Spain, Bull, Sex, paint, art, legend, great artist, Picasso, asshole, drunk, drinking, misogynist Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

]]> Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/stevejobs c7e7dc7e-3b82-49d9-b9ac-166cec615562 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You all you the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes. 1:19:35 yes You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes. You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

]]> You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

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