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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Self Centered”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>136 - Robert Kardashian: The Simp, the Momager &amp; the Hell Spawn</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger &amp; cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>133 - Elizabeth Taylor: Once a Child Star, Always a Child!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.  </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>132 - Jim Morrison: The Doors' Violent Anal Troubadour </title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Doors' front man Jim Morrison was a sloppy, sloppy boy that loved to force his way into any anus that crossed his path, sometimes at knife point! This 27 club manchild claimed to be the Lizard King, thought the soul of native american the police were shoveling off the road after a car wreck inhabited his body and his alleged death may have been all a cover up!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>79 - Andy Warhol: Voyeuristic, Commercial Meme Lord</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires &amp; cybergoths) The Factory.</itunes:subtitle>
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