Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying 6 items of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag "royalty".
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285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature
June 15th, 2023 | 1 hr 31 mins
17th century, comedy, duel, dwarf, england, english civil war, france, history, north africa, pirates, podcast, royalty, slavery
Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse.
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162 - King Farouk I: Pudgy Klepto King of Egypt
December 31st, 2020 | 2 hrs 22 mins
egypt, farouk. oyster, fat, king, rich, royalty, spoiled
Farouk was the last King of Egypt. He ascended to the thrown uneducated and unprepared. Farouk spent his time partying, shopping, and stealing. Farouk's lifestyle would ruin his kingly reign and royal waistline.
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2020 Roast Mortem Countdown
December 17th, 2020 | 3 hrs 20 mins
2020, ancient history, art, art history, chinese, comedy, countdown, drinking, history, inventors, new years eve, nobility, paranormal, pirates, podcast, poop jokes, royalty, world history
It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!
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113 - Jakob Fugger: History's Richest Idiot
January 16th, 2020 | 1 hr 55 mins
16th century, accounting, amazon, bezos, business, comedy, commerce, germany, global trade, history, loans, podcast, royalty, scam, trade, warfare, wealth
Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther.
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60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.
January 3rd, 2019 | 1 hr 46 mins
bros, chivalry, comedy, crusade, fight, first crusade, france, history, knights, medieval, pillaging, podcast, royalty, swords, truck nutz, war, warfare
When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.
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27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)
May 10th, 2018 | 1 hr 10 mins
18th century, brazil, chicken, comedy, drinking, eating, failure, france, history, hot pockets, inbreeding, king, monarchy, napoleon, podcast, portugal, queen, revolution, royals, royalty, slob, spain, spanish, surrender, war, warfare
The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.