web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:01:07 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/rome Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gaiusmarius 165b8120-861c-4d59-b557-a436e3def738 Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. 1:52:03 yes Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Rome, Roman History, warfare, democracy, politics, Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nero ca0d5114-6772-4789-addb-ec17da0bb376 Thu, 29 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ! 1:25:10 yes Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, rome, orgy, sex, scandal, roman history, emperor Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

]]> Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/theodosius a96aa146-d869-4417-8559-375a41713dad Thu, 26 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. 1:48:33 yes Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. Podcast, Comedy, History, Rome, Roman Empire, Dark Ages, Fall of Rome, Emperor, Orgies, Catholic, Religion, Religious war, Constantinople, goths Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

]]> Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/commodus 40034cfc-2e6a-4cad-a9c7-4482dc2c48b1 Thu, 22 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort. 1:39:15 yes Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, Roman, Emperor, Roman Emperor, Rome, Gladiator, Colosseum, despot, entitled, Murder, trust fund, fight, blood, blood sport, Imperial, demagogue, fall of rome, party, brutal, tyrant, famine, fire Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.

]]> Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes 2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. 1:29:06 yes Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

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